mismatched🂻 @uneventomato
Applied math, supercomputing, trains, MPI, banjos, OpenMP, county courthouses, C++, college football, Fortran, Steely Dan, CUDA BHM/ Bmore/ A2/ STL Joined August 2021-
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There should be a political party whose official platform simply reads “fools, drunkards, and the United States of America”
Pinson AL Tuscaloosa AL Ann Arbor MI Baltimore MD Ann Arbor MI St. Louis MO But Birmingham is always home
Pinson AL Tuscaloosa AL Ann Arbor MI Baltimore MD Ann Arbor MI St. Louis MO But Birmingham is always home
Oh yeah? I’m building a machine god
Oh yeah? I’m building a machine god
Straddling the AI/ traditional HPC worlds is really interesting—lots of different words for similar concepts, lots of shared words for different concepts, lots of talking past each other And lots of potential
Should be 0 2 20 28 0 0 sorry
Should be 0 2 20 28 0 0 sorry
Still have to use one of these suckers every day Honestly they’re kinda fun
Still have to use one of these suckers every day Honestly they’re kinda fun
I called it a crawdad when I caught it in the creek by my house, and crawfish when I ate it
I called it a crawdad when I caught it in the creek by my house, and crawfish when I ate it
Really cool to see, bit by bit, each piece of this process become uneventful to the point of boring Much as Falcon 9 landings did
Really cool to see, bit by bit, each piece of this process become uneventful to the point of boring Much as Falcon 9 landings did
Wondering if I should revive my name account I don’t think I do anything with this pseud account I’m not proud of and I really really really wanna talk about my job
You cannot convince me this school is real
You cannot convince me this school is real
Salt and Vinegar is famously the favorite flavor of dermatologist and former Alabama Luv Guv Robert Bentley When he resigned after a sexually charged scandal local Birmingham brewery released a pale ale with this label
Salt and Vinegar is famously the favorite flavor of dermatologist and former Alabama Luv Guv Robert Bentley When he resigned after a sexually charged scandal local Birmingham brewery released a pale ale with this label https://t.co/INZmOVN11M
I do this at least once a week and it makes me sad that I can’t :(
I do this at least once a week and it makes me sad that I can’t :(
Zone of Interest is absolutely incredible but if a film has ever been Oscar bait for sound design, that was it
Everywhere I go I’m followed by an oddly shaped shadow
I might have a Math PhD but I just always felt Pi Day was kinda cringe Would be much cooler to celebrate 0x4048f5c3 day, who cares if that’s not a date
New Lana Del Rey album just dropped
New Lana Del Rey album just dropped
eigenrobot @eigenrobot
68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i sleep in a big bed with my wife longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot com
Nemo @thecaptain_nemo
18K Followers 3K Following the human instrumentality project will not be televised
typedfemale @typedfemale
23K Followers 480 Following a really exciting new account "have you ever though you might be like scott alexander? very smart, but can't do math" - anon
the Rich @Duderichy
13K Followers 3K Following the Rich. Nominative Determinist. poet-physicist. what-ist.
ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ �.. @Andr3jH
6K Followers 2K Following programmer (1.01x engineer). humble footsoldier on the periphery of the empire. friend of the people. 🇪🇺 🇸🇰
10x’er @10x_er
28K Followers 1K Following ai, muay thai, running, lifting, climbing and still like 10 of your best guys at the office
@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
tautologer @tautologer
6K Followers 2K Following not broken in need of fixing, just a lifelong work in progress
☉rthonormalist🧭�.. @orthonormalist
9K Followers 1K Following Libertarian Transhumanist. American Hegemonist. Secular Jew. Product Manager. Humorless scold with an unworkable political philosophy. https://t.co/eu6XkYgzDB l
storebrandguy @storebrandguy
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Fernando 🌺🌌 @zetalyrae
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Arc @arctanno
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Elonmusk @Elonmusk28911
76 Followers 2K Following CEO - spaceX🚀, Tesla🚘 Founder- The Boring company 🛣️ Co-- Neuralink, openAl 💪
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Papacamara77 @papacamara29528
241 Followers 3K Following When you are humble and you willing to help others when they are struggling needing help god will make a easy way for you too always be kind and humble 😭🙏
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Michael Assoumou @MichaAAssoumou
287 Followers 1K Following Aïkido oratoire et Léviathan. Affaires Publiques, Intelligence Économique
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Dr. Woo! @DoctorWoooooo
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McNithe @MNithe29130
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Katheryn @dunlapkatheryn4
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Quentin @conjec_
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WaterkeepersAlabama @WaterkeepersA
2K Followers 2K Following Regional Entity of @Waterkeeper launched in 2018 to further connect and support 10 Waterkeeper organizations on waterways that flow through and across Alabama.
eigenrobot @eigenrobot
68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i sleep in a big bed with my wife longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot com
Nemo @thecaptain_nemo
18K Followers 3K Following the human instrumentality project will not be televised
google bard @deepfates
26K Followers 3K Following walk it like i talk it. walk it walk it like i talk it
typedfemale @typedfemale
23K Followers 480 Following a really exciting new account "have you ever though you might be like scott alexander? very smart, but can't do math" - anon
the Rich @Duderichy
13K Followers 3K Following the Rich. Nominative Determinist. poet-physicist. what-ist.
ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ �.. @Andr3jH
6K Followers 2K Following programmer (1.01x engineer). humble footsoldier on the periphery of the empire. friend of the people. 🇪🇺 🇸🇰
10x’er @10x_er
28K Followers 1K Following ai, muay thai, running, lifting, climbing and still like 10 of your best guys at the office
@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
Lewis @ctjlewis
27K Followers 15K Following Founder @SpellcraftAI. Techno-optimist, e/acc ally. Prev @Walmart, @McDonalds. Almae matres @Wikipedia, @YouTube, @Coursera.
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
101K Followers 2K Following chief accelerator & founder @ e/acc // thermodynamic priest // Kardashev gradient climber // memetic warlord // building @extropic_ai
Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot
13K Followers 2K Following I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Lana del Raytheon @ad0rnai
17K Followers 941 Following you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
tautologer @tautologer
6K Followers 2K Following not broken in need of fixing, just a lifelong work in progress
☉rthonormalist🧭�.. @orthonormalist
9K Followers 1K Following Libertarian Transhumanist. American Hegemonist. Secular Jew. Product Manager. Humorless scold with an unworkable political philosophy. https://t.co/eu6XkYgzDB l
Insane Facebook AI sl.. @FacebookAIslop
1K Followers 1 Following Posting insane AI images from facebook - Main: @TrueSlazac DMs open for submissions
Will Killian @willkill07
89 Followers 84 Following I do cool stuff with C++. HPC, compilers, programming models, and optimization are my bread and butter. @[email protected]
Michael P. Frank 💻.. @MikePFrank
6K Followers 4K Following Reversible computing guru, straight outta Stanford, Microsoft, SRI, MIT, IBM, NASA, UF, & FSU. Here to save the Universe. Opinions expressed are my own.
Richard Nixon Foundat.. @nixonfoundation
19K Followers 3K Following Advancing President Nixon’s legacy of visionary leadership, geopolitical grand strategy, public service, and a more just society for all Americans.
Andrew @Dub__A
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eve peyser @evepeyser
68K Followers 2K Following writer @nytimes, @nymag, etc / covering weird culture, sports, consumerism + more / peyser.eve@gmail
lina @linaeons
3K Followers 691 Following building. accelerate. agi cyborg augmented, molecular assembling, nanotech genetically engineered, nuclear powered, neural laced delving quantum supercomputer.
Nia @Nia_mp4
10K Followers 3K Following 2am semi-sweet chocolate chips snacker and Psychotic Capitalization enthusiast w/ a Science Degree https://t.co/KxoaQOdQEz
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
231K Followers 17 Following Frog & Toad fan page. Tweets every 3 hours. Manual retweets & non-quote/image tweets. Books by Arnold Lobel. Powered by @GimmickBots.
Will Stancil @whstancil
81K Followers 509 Following I research metro policy and civil rights, focused on housing and schools. Proud member of Do-Something Twitter. Running for MN House! https://t.co/Q5xzs7kUmw
Katie Britt @KatieBrittforAL
49K Followers 2 Following Unapologetically committed to putting #AlabamaFirst and delivering results for our great state. Official tweets: @SenKatieBritt.
Fortran @fortranlang
4K Followers 0 Following Fortran programming language. Powering the world since 1956. Latest edition is Fortran 2023.
Keturah Abigail @KeturahAbigail
4K Followers 613 Following i party like Jephtha's daughter // provocative scribbler// 4th generation without social security number// barefoot apologist// hostess of Livingroom Academy
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖�.. @shagbark_hick
25K Followers 722 Following 𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝. Writing at https://t.co/9HfOJjRNNw
OSINTdefender @sentdefender
1.2M Followers 787 Following Open Source Intelligence Monitor focused on Europe and Conflicts across the World. RT ≠ Endorsement. Want to Support my Work? https://t.co/PcUbewvWPr
Xenocosmography @xenocosmography
6K Followers 408 Following Anglotheosophical Oblique Escalation [email protected]
Darius @lam_darius
2K Followers 2K Following Scale Maximalist | Prev Cerebras Systems, Harvard | Views my own
the content is good (.. @BourbonGhost
6K Followers 965 Following anarcho-gump || prone to wander || meme trader || where is your line in the sand?
Glenn K. Lockwood @glennklockwood
5K Followers 615 Following #HPC and supercomputing enthusiast. Work at @Microsoft. Formerly @NERSC, @10xGenomics, @SDSC_UCSD. Don’t listen to me. I don’t know what I’m talking about.
shako @shakoistsLog
6K Followers 2K Following real truth about it is, no one gets it right https://t.co/1Qoefmwmw2
sam laki (e^-λ) @samlakig
3K Followers 5K Following good vibes don't cancel out :S they yearn for love (pfp by @untitled01ipynb, credit @yacineMTB and @alterwyx for great art)
Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89
36K Followers 3K Following CornPop was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys
Lee @leepavelich
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Poi - not traveling @poiThePoi
1K Followers 418 Following I travel to take pictures and ride roller coasters. Don't say you weren't warned. Test bio update for the blue check bug
Robert Benfer @RobertBenfer
7K Followers 59 Following OG Internet Superstar. Plus-sized stinker. King/King. keepin it real
🕷️ @R0b0tSp1der
1K Followers 3K Following De balena vero sufficit, si rex habeat caput, et regina caudam.
Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga
29K Followers 3K Following 24, from 🇷🇸, studying Biophysics in 🇫🇷 Progressive, tankie/lib if you're mad at me bi, he/him ↙↙↙ 🧦 🌐🌹🌋 🥑 🐵🔰🔆🍉 🇷🇸🤝🇽🇰 alt: @nikolajsalt
ANTI-White People Akt.. @WASBAPPIN
3K Followers 5K Following Days on the Left Without Defending Genocide: 0 Proud Member of the Syria Regime Change Lobby يلعن روحك يا حافظ 🌹= fascist collaborator He/him
Rosa Vásquez Espinoz.. @rosavespinoza
1K Followers 1K Following Amazon Jungle Scientist. NatGeo Explorer. Dancer. Founder of Amazon Research Int, Peru-based NGO dedicated to conservation/research/outreach in the Amazonía
Danielle Fong 💁�.. @DanielleFong
49K Followers 9K Following physics / AI / energy / art / realposting. 🏳️🌈/ally. cofounder, inventor, CEO, https://t.co/oSXgT0x7Mm "extraordinary alien" - US govt HIGH VOLUME ACCOUNT
World Bollard Associa.. @WorldBollard
207K Followers 22 Following The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49
derek guy @dieworkwear
819K Followers 962 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Overly Literate Skate.. @0xflashmine
3K Followers 1K Following arXiv & IACR news, skateboarding, reading. hey crypto dickheads did u know i worked for joe louisbin at consensys
Chairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
27K Followers 5K Following seeking win-wins || financial ms. frizzle || BD @osec_io || mischief and BD @westhamgc
James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️I'm not speaking against training a child to manage his emotions, but if I told ANYBODY to be quiet, I might righly be slapped. Children shouldn't be excluded from places just because you want them "seen not heard" Society should offer assistance, not shame to mothers
If your child can’t reliably obey the command “quiet” they don’t belong in public spaces where they can bother others. Especially planes. If you subject the public to them anyway, you’re an inconsiderate person and you don’t deserve to be part of civilized society.
Welcome to college. Here… have a heart attack
This has to be the dumbest conspiracy right?
I’m sure there were absolutely no motivations for dropping the bomb on Japan’s most Catholic city.
Pickleball and austin Texas are the same thing. I won’t be explaining what I mean by that but it’s deeply true
She’s looking more and more like that guy who reviews fast food in a suit
i can tell by the look on her face that the mp3 files she has in that mac will change my life
Climate change is objectively caused by the consumer. Try implementing a policy that would appreciably boost gasoline prices and see what happens to your party's electoral chances
My biggest conspiracy theory I actually believe in is that Earth Day is a gigantic psyop created by corporations to teach children that any damage to the climate is caused by the consumer. "Billy, if you don't turn your tissue box into a ukelele, the sea levels will rise."
They fail to understand that the "firebomb a walmart" tweet isn't criticizing them for taking violent action, but it's criticizing them for NOT taking violent action
whenever I see that stupid "firebomb a Walmart tweet" I think of this
If the Democrats win Florida with the way it's voted recently, this would be a generational blowout. They'd take every swing state if that happened
If you want to know why average real incomes fall in the UK each year, it is because of people like this:
Thank you to the many residents who’ve been in touch about the idea to build a 38-storey tower near Battersea Bridge. Here’s my personal view 🧵
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
The extent to which the bot problem has gotten *exponentially* worse under Elon is by far the funniest thing about his tenure.
Okay the porn bots are literally putting hardcore pornography in my replies @elonmusk this is becoming deranged
Radiohead is cursed by having their worst song as their most popular. Creep is garbage. The albums before ‘OK Computer’ are unimpressive and unlistenable. To unmeme someone out of the idea that Radiohead is gay or cringe (this is an extremely Reddit take btw), listening to the…
i thought we were out of butter but @selentelechia found four more sticks. she's so resourceful
I demand a higher caliber of conspiracy theorists on my feed.
Question everything! And if someone tells you not to question it; then question it even more!
the fact that we allow a frenchmen to be the worlds richest person is a moral failing on the part of every American
Richest people: 🇫🇷 Bernard Arnault: $214.3b 🇺🇸 Jeff Bezos: $193.0b 🇺🇸 Elon Musk: $179.2b 🇺🇸 Mark Zuckerberg: $168.8b 🇺🇸 Larry Ellison: $142.3b 🇺🇸 Warren Buffett: $133.5b 🇺🇸 Larry Page: $128.6b 🇺🇸 Bill Gates: $127.7b 🇺🇸 Sergey Brin: $123.5b 🇺🇸 Steve Ballmer: $119.4b Forbes
Neil's still out there
Perfect 4th anniversary to announce the final tally of the @edsbs @HollyAnderson @newampaths #CharitibundiBowl
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