The Unringable Bell @unringablebell
The sweetest bubbliest piece of shit, this side of fucktown 6ix level of hell Joined June 2021-
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Bye guys & thanks for making the lockdown a little less lonely. Take good care of yourselves 😘 ✌️ I'm out
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I'm mad at everyone on Twitter today. Silent treatment starting now
I'm not evil, I just have resting fiend face.
Take out your big red dog and I'll press play on the Clifford soundtrack
The Unringable Bell retweeted
You're not quirky, you're boring af. You're a human mail in rebate. Reading your tweets is like eating cold plain spaghetti.
Nothing hotter to me than a guy who thwarts my woo. Ignore me harder you dirty little so and so
Getting excited and projectile vomiting on your naked lap
The Unringable Bell retweeted
you’re only as strong as your weakest password
You need a turd burglar alarm professionally installed with 24/7 monitoring
Yeah I have a giant zit on my forehead, jealous?!
My Chirpty circle spells "ooo" & stands for Obnoxious Outcasts Only
The Unringable Bell retweeted
men will be like ‘hey lol’ when they really a hoe lol
Need a guy with a belly button like a small cereal bowl. Something I can really eat froot loops out of
The Unringable Bell retweeted
Such vibe, we love a good campfire #digitalart
"Stop desperately begging for attention you sad whore!" I yelled dramatically, while blasting a confetti cannon.
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@unringablebell Bye 👋🏾 I'll miss you for all your sweetness and sass
Me but, like, 29
@unringablebell Thank you, you're so sweet
Birthday breakfast selfie in the Denny's bathroom.
Sick on the birthday, what will he do
My toxic trait is evaluating my worth by how many birthday posts I get on Facebook compared to my twin
@unringablebell I’m devastated 😢
Funny how it’s only single people who piss and moan about valentines Why not get yourself a card ya miserable lonely fuck
I'm not the man I was before, I put spaghetti sauce in Ziploc bags now
it’s my job as a comedian to make stuff like this:
Why is the black cat bad luck? They’re everywhere. Couldn’t we make it something rare, like a Kid Rock fan who graduated from college?
The later it gets the more poignant all these one-liners seem
Tfw you're never going to meet a boy like this who isn't a prostitute
Woke up wearing nothing but a paper grocery bag again.
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