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vee @veekorbes

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vee @veekorbes

a week ago

wait do native speakers never use the word "whom" ?? i've just been called weird for saying whom :lolsob:

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Thiago Schwartz @perereco

2 weeks ago

Um dia alguém falará a verdade sobre o bolo de cenoura. Não serei eu, eu não tenho coragem de dar a vida pelo que penso, mas alguém o fará. Nesse dia nossas vozes erguer-se-ão. E serão muitas.

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vee @veekorbes

3 weeks ago

*getting a tattoo appreciating glados mommy kink and everyone just thinks you really like photography*

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3 weeks ago

*getting a tattoo appreciating glados mommy kink and everyone just thinks you really like photography*

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3 weeks ago

*getting a tattoo appreciating lambda calculus and everyone just thinks you really like half-life*

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3 weeks ago

FUN FACT: 2019 WAS FIVE YEARS AGO

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vee @veekorbes

3 weeks ago

april 2 drinking game: if you're just back from holiday and the word 'security' is in your job title somewhere... today, every time you see the word CVE in bold -- or yelled at, if in person -- you gotta drink. i'm going with ginger tea but you do you.

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vee @veekorbes

4 weeks ago

repost

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vee @veekorbes

4 weeks ago

tfw when u wanna prove someone wrong on the internet but u need to check if its confidential first

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vee @veekorbes

4 weeks ago

six-word horror story of the day: „Mandatory training: All animations. No 2x.“

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vee @veekorbes

4 weeks ago

"sorry i don't know how to word this in english" "well how would you say it in your native language?" "i uhhhh. hmm. i can't remember 😬"

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vee @veekorbes

4 weeks ago

levante a mao se vc ja esteve com fome mas tava no trabalho aí mandou ver 18 chicletes

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vee @veekorbes

a month ago

you think youre old but are you asking-chatgpt-which-meme-template-fits-this-dumb-joke old?

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vee @veekorbes

a month ago

aleatoriamente descobri que o aprendago passou 1 milhão de views 🤨

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David Aronchick @aronchick

a month ago

This a thousand times this

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sea✰ @destroynectar

2 months ago

This a thousand times this https://t.co/dC1cVe7qOO

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Duffie Cooley @mauilion

2 months ago

You should hire Veronica! She is awesome.

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Verónica 👑 @maria_fibonacci

2 months ago

You should hire Veronica! She is awesome.

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derek guy @dieworkwear

2 months ago

@opt_outdoor all underwear can be high rise if you pull hard enough

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5 months ago

how using a heavily customized linux is like

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vee @veekorbes

5 months ago

Fun fact: 1. Finder > Go > Utilities > Script Editor > ⌘N 2. ``` tell application "Safari" count every tab of every window end tell ``` Anyway I'm at 405 tabs with 64GB of RAM and, y'know, sky is the limit 🙃

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @IanColdwater

5 months ago

Fun fact: 1. Finder > Go > Utilities > Script Editor > ⌘N 2. ``` tell application "Safari" count every tab of every window end tell ``` Anyway I'm at 405 tabs with 64GB of RAM and, y'know, sky is the limit 🙃

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5 months ago

VIBE CHECK!! *brings you all a coffy ☕️☕️☕️*

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vee @veekorbes

5 months ago

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