🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉 @vvombles
theyhattan/shehattan barnard '25 + portland maine Joined September 2019-
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BREAKING: NYPD ARE ARRESTING COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY STUDENTS FOR TREPASSING!! Students are being arrested for building tents for our Gaza solidarity enclosure on Butler lawns. COME OUT ASAP!! #cu4palestine
does anyone care about dead poets society and want to see something i made
basically gonna have a 5 day weekend next semester #slaynioryear
my toxic trait is that i never do the nyt mini except for when i see someone post their time and then i do it to secretly prove to myself that i can do it faster than them
prof sent us this email on monday then posted on his instagram story today about having just gotten back from seoul.... help
friend who grew up in manhattan didn't know about punchbuggy
ok so snl saw that tiktok about there being no hot women and called up kristen wiig
it happened to me: in my danish class i accidentally said i ate a castle over the weekend
WHAT THE FUCK.
two oomves from different parts of my life who don't know each other are involved in the same drama on different sides...
Actresses 😍 I love their minds🙈or should I say girl actor 🙏🏻 respect
Lucy ! @lupcyy
199 Followers 252 Following :p “There is nothing more epic than the ocean” - Walter Benjamin
muni 🌙 @thatlunarloser
624 Followers 1K Following a sociology major in a society that doesn’t make any sense | columbia ‘24 | qb | she/her
queen of homunculi @homunculusqueen
320 Followers 691 Following limp wristed frog with many little instruments
tricia 🦖 @triciakirbs
372 Followers 100 Following mhc '24 • i go through phases where i literally never shut up about a certain thing until i get bored and move on
Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees
2K Followers 2K Following writing about internet culture, media, and life online @barnardcollege arts & culture @columbiaspec she/her ig: kristinmerrilees
Stain Edwards “The .. @charlieblue922
273 Followers 3K Following 21 || guy who thinks he’s soooo funny
Rachel Lapides @rachellapides
3K Followers 3K Following comedienne & poetess @iowawriterswksp ’25 @swarthmore I am kinda interested in everything unknown to me
Adeline @SpecialAdeline
395 Followers 1K Following i havent been able to change my profile picture for a year i think im in barbie mode prison for life
Humanities Degree Lov.. @warmvegetables
326 Followers 1K Following Barnard college ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🖼️🖼️
dani @grungemummy
890 Followers 760 Following
← bearer of the cur.. @milkieoats
501 Followers 514 Following medieval underling, mischief-maker, the foremost band-aid wearer and spinach washer of midcoast maine
‧✧̣̇‧ @YNFYNYTYSCROLL
1K Followers 5K Following
Piyagiri06 @piyagiri0699112
5 Followers 485 Following
National Labor Relati.. @NLR_Bo
33 Followers 93 Following all opinions represent those of my cat, who employs me.
Arindam_Dutta6742 @dutta674230417
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SunlitHarbor @HarborSunl17870
16 Followers 847 Following
Emily Mei @Fiona1768145
1 Followers 429 Following
anjali @TWlTTERHAVER
934 Followers 2K Following that one girl at the club who don’t play about simone weil!
tomboysm @simonema1204
381 Followers 5K Following
ChristeenPenwarden @ChristeenP54710
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Chelsea Smith @ChelseaSmi83576
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John Lynx🇺🇸 @john_lynx23329
431 Followers 3K Following If the course of life is like a journey, then I am a traveler of the earth. 𝕏 Number.Researcher focusing on world situations and Asia-Pacific issues /EU+NATO
Bravo By Ben 💎 @BravoByBen
2K Followers 2K Following Tea 🫖 darling...? Connoissęur de la Bravoverse 🥐 ✨ Sharing my daily opinions of #Bravo’s, The #RealHousewives || #RHOM #RHOSLC #RHOBH #RHUGT #RHONJ #RHOA ||
Datagey @Datagey194481
8 Followers 1K Following The flowers and leaves are fragrant, and the beautiful scenery lasts morning and night
Nancy @kernsnancy13
137 Followers 3K Following
Kaylee Trujillo @trujillo51694
111 Followers 3K Following
dansha @danshan0
71 Followers 389 Following I smile by biting down and I don't think that';s how youre supposed to do it
sluts r us @godsfavslut0
10K Followers 8K Following 22. friendly neighborhood slut. yes i have a boyfriend yes you can still flirt with me. nsfw account: @thegoddesspiper
helen chen 熙悦 �.. @helenxywow
175 Followers 750 Following contributes to yapper romance. @writeadelic
Liv! @arbourandmoose
71 Followers 159 Following Gsus is the most divine chord | CU SEAS '25 | BLM | she/her =^-.-^=
atsignvernon @atsignvernon
420 Followers 424 Following
lexi @lexingtonofwork
103 Followers 91 Following (ceo of lexicore) what a shame shes fucked in the head
milf (man i love fode.. @Iittlelune
264 Followers 296 Following he was beautiful. he was the point of difference. he has always been the point of difference.
Veritas Insignia @InsigniaVeritas
263 Followers 2K Following PREMIER PE FUND (based in month over month and year over year nominal yield ) . LEGAL DISCLAIMER: FOR INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS ONLY. VC branch : @VeritasVortexV
sam🦎🍉is so two .. @s0phomor3slump
477 Followers 451 Following here with fall out boy (a cigarette and a dream) at the nintendo fusion tour (my dorm room) ✧*̥˚ 8/2 + 3/24 *̥˚✧
junebug 🫧 @soapdishglitter
245 Followers 494 Following “everything u do is right , everything i do is true” ☆ new england's next top chaste young virgin 🌍 computer mermaid spitting up static ⚧
Salty Mainer @_MaineGuy
2K Followers 4K Following Take my fingerprints if you are able. Pick my brains, pick my pockets. Steal my eyeballs and come back for the sockets.
maya 👰🏽♀�.. @materialgworlzz
782 Followers 3K Following But I know, you wish it was me, you wish it was me (Don’t you)
charlie 🌲 @charlott_ew
12 Followers 114 Following 20 they/them/whatever the fuck // i like things to a detrimental degree
Lucy ! @lupcyy
199 Followers 252 Following :p “There is nothing more epic than the ocean” - Walter Benjamin
muni 🌙 @thatlunarloser
624 Followers 1K Following a sociology major in a society that doesn’t make any sense | columbia ‘24 | qb | she/her
queen of homunculi @homunculusqueen
320 Followers 691 Following limp wristed frog with many little instruments
Bwog @bwog
8K Followers 300 Following Independent news blog at Columbia University. Send tips to [email protected] or Tweet at us!
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
tricia 🦖 @triciakirbs
372 Followers 100 Following mhc '24 • i go through phases where i literally never shut up about a certain thing until i get bored and move on
Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees
2K Followers 2K Following writing about internet culture, media, and life online @barnardcollege arts & culture @columbiaspec she/her ig: kristinmerrilees
Stain Edwards “The .. @charlieblue922
273 Followers 3K Following 21 || guy who thinks he’s soooo funny
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 824 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Rachel Lapides @rachellapides
3K Followers 3K Following comedienne & poetess @iowawriterswksp ’25 @swarthmore I am kinda interested in everything unknown to me
anjali @TWlTTERHAVER
934 Followers 2K Following that one girl at the club who don’t play about simone weil!
nonbinary? i-i'd have.. @finelylesberg
586 Followers 301 Following they/them/there are microscopic doses of strawberry flavored melatonin gummies in all of my posts
The Decemberists @TheDecemberists
556K Followers 8 Following
Columbia Students for.. @ColumbiaSJP
15K Followers 1K Following In coalition with @jvpcolumbia and 110+ student orgs to push Columbia University to divest from apartheid and genocide 🇵🇸✊🏽🪬 | sjp.columbia on IG
rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆�.. @rinnystarr
9K Followers 5K Following
dansha @danshan0
71 Followers 389 Following I smile by biting down and I don't think that';s how youre supposed to do it
sluts r us @godsfavslut0
10K Followers 8K Following 22. friendly neighborhood slut. yes i have a boyfriend yes you can still flirt with me. nsfw account: @thegoddesspiper
BrownU Jews for Cease.. @jews4ceasefire
437 Followers 2 Following BrownU Jews for Ceasefire Now is a group of Jewish Brown University students committed to an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
Robin 🌿 @robintheratcook
21 Followers 39 Following Buy a man eat fish, He day, Teach fish man To a liferime
colin meloy @colinmeloy
1.2M Followers 26 Following immense rugose cone ten feet high, not paying for that checkmark 👆
lexi @lexingtonofwork
103 Followers 91 Following (ceo of lexicore) what a shame shes fucked in the head
mili @TRIXABBY
639 Followers 437 Following three time muppy loser and all time funky gal || latina ace lesbian || mainly muppetstwt || priv: @romangerriyuri
Richard Siken @richardsiken
54K Followers 208 Following
☠️ HAPPY ☠️ @happyroadkill
103K Followers 457 Following he/him | makes comics about animals who cuss & spit | TAKING COMMS | iconart/boyfren: @mocheccino | https://t.co/mXdRR9ckbs | [email protected] | BLM ACAB
milf (man i love fode.. @Iittlelune
264 Followers 296 Following he was beautiful. he was the point of difference. he has always been the point of difference.
krystina @krystinanguyenn
623 Followers 82 Following
sam🦎🍉is so two .. @s0phomor3slump
477 Followers 451 Following here with fall out boy (a cigarette and a dream) at the nintendo fusion tour (my dorm room) ✧*̥˚ 8/2 + 3/24 *̥˚✧
Sabrina Brier @sabrinabrier
139K Followers 292 Following I’m Sabrina and you’re watching Disney channel 💫
junebug 🫧 @soapdishglitter
245 Followers 494 Following “everything u do is right , everything i do is true” ☆ new england's next top chaste young virgin 🌍 computer mermaid spitting up static ⚧
charlie 🌲 @charlott_ew
12 Followers 114 Following 20 they/them/whatever the fuck // i like things to a detrimental degree
crashout @mycrashout
3K Followers 2K Following
conan gray @conangray
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jake 🇵🇸 @amatoscalzone
66 Followers 148 Following это мой друг, сабот. он очень маленький. letterboxd: amatoscalzone
KSB @kfRedhot
55K Followers 883 Following The guy from that thing. Lord Forgive Me For My Scenes 🎬 Ghosts | Stath Lets Flats | Taskmaster S15 [email protected]
Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair
215K Followers 484 Following Geriatric stand up comic available for nice easy voice overs and other sit down radio/telly work Jenny Eclair is an Author/actress/big head
the only “ick” I have ever felt toward a woman is “respickt” (new zealand English for respect)
guess who just got fired. the big man at merriam webster didnt like me sneaking in my own ideas for words. not very pompsh of them. not very pompsh at hocklorp
Did a Fool write this?
BREAKING: NYPD ARE ARRESTING COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY STUDENTS FOR TREPASSING!! Students are being arrested for building tents for our Gaza solidarity enclosure on Butler lawns. COME OUT ASAP!! #cu4palestine
If the argument is “they were home schooled” it’s not really an argument FOR homeschooling if it produces kids who are traumatized by being away from their parents for a couple hours at the age of 7
someone in greenpoint has decided to unstan :(
We’re deep in rehearsals for tour! Who are we seeing on the road in a couple of weeks?
@vvombles You don't think insurance is sexy? Smh
me: hey we were thinking of grabbing lunch, what are you feeling? the dark empath:
that “local” opener is fucking BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE
speaking of boygenius.. remember this brilliant moment in Canadian Twitter history
that “local” opener is fucking BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE
A.I. generated bullshit seen IRL!! In a rest stop toilet!! Huh?????
let me release my novel, the selfie of dorian grayson
HELLO???? being so serious when i say i think this was made for me
Spotify’s music pushing algorithm is so awful its circled back to making it so that the only functional way to listen to music on the platform is putting on full albums. it’s like a software engineer somewhere is trying to change the system from the inside
Cannot imagine anything more terrifying than having my work judged by a panel of teenage girls on a quarterly basis
Pixar assembled a crew of 9 teenage girls who came to the studio every 4 months & watched ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ to then give notes on Riley's emotions. (Source: pixarpost.com/2024/04/inside…)
Is this special episode about the family having to move, being heartbroken about it, and then the dad reneging on the sale of his house and them staying after all? If so, that's hysterical. Imagine all the families having to explain to their kids they're moving now lol
It's absolutely crazy to have this air with all the other toddler shows, it's on such a different level
This is not tweet-worthy. Please stop posting every slightly-unusual Hinge conversation.
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