Yah Mo B. Goode @westcoastsexgod
What was I thinking? Raised in captivity. Joined August 2014-
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They knew he wanted the ring. They knew if they let him out of Elfland, he'd go back to the Shire, eat Frodo's throat & become Sauron Junior. That wasn't fairy garden retirement, it was prison.
They knew he wanted the ring. They knew if they let him out of Elfland, he'd go back to the Shire, eat Frodo's throat & become Sauron Junior. That wasn't fairy garden retirement, it was prison.
Politicians should not be paid. It should be volunteer work because they care about their constituencies.
Politicians should not be paid. It should be volunteer work because they care about their constituencies.
During firearms training, police cadets should be shot so they know what it's like. (Arm, leg, they can choose.)
During firearms training, police cadets should be shot so they know what it's like. (Arm, leg, they can choose.)
Candidates should lose one vote for every sign still up after election day.
Candidates should lose one vote for every sign still up after election day.
I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofundme.com/f/retire-cafe-…
I’m Sorry That You Hate Good Music
"The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen." - Tom Smothers
Tommy Smothers is my spirit animal.
I am told people become addicted to devices and social media because each new message is like a reward & prompts a spray of serotonin. Not this, though. This is an iv drip of cortisol.
thinking about the person who got mad about the photo on the sandwich article
I wonder how much longer until my sandwich is taken away.
This sandwich better not invade my privacy.
I still have @amandapalmer 's phone number from when I interviewed her on my radio show. I should call and ask her to put me On The Door.
I still have @amandapalmer 's phone number from when I interviewed her on my radio show. I should call and ask her to put me On The Door.
Only $2742 and all supporters get a devil patch. I want a devil patch. I'm not going to spend $2742 for it but I will urge you to.
Only $2742 and all supporters get a devil patch. I want a devil patch. I'm not going to spend $2742 for it but I will urge you to.
Hillary Boyd @BoydHillar94726
113 Followers 3K Following
Zhang Emily @7899_Zhang
137 Followers 2K Following Never let fear stop me from doing what I truly love." --Emma Watson
Kami Kitty @KamiKitten13
40 Followers 24 Following Kinky MILF, Natural Redhead, Content Creator, Model, 18+ https://t.co/h4BAv2mBm1 https://t.co/tvlL1ikGLd
Jonathan Ackley @ackley_jonathan
4K Followers 225 Following Game designer, creative executive, author, watchmaker, and inventor, best known for "The Curse of Monkey Island," many theme park attractions.
Suzanne Forbes ♿️.. @slurketta
2K Followers 3K Following Fat, queer, disabled NY artist, now immigrant with MECFS in Berlin. Filth Elder. Past: DC artist Star Trek, CBS court artist https://t.co/44YT0tAoQE
daily.affirmationz @DlyAffirmationz
3 Followers 42 Following Get your uplifting daily affirmations here. Instagram : daily.affirmationz
Abs1407 @Abs14072
354 Followers 4K Following
Kinkspedition @kinkspedition
600 Followers 3K Following A Podcast that is an entertaining and educational kinky journey leading you to new destinations and deeper into familiar ones with Stefanos and Gem
🅹🅴🆂🆂🅸�.. @Jessica_34362
27 Followers 2K Following Do you want to get my hottest photo? Follow me quickly, I´ll send it to your Direct 👅💖🎀
C.F.O. @ReviveDethklok
312 Followers 2K Following #Metalocalypse is getting a movie! Thank you @adultswim and @_Brendonsmall for giving the fans an ending to the story of Dethklok. #MetalocalypseNOW
Stian Håklev @houshuang
6K Followers 6K Following Builder at @tana_inc. Building innovative platforms for individual and collaborative thought and learning. Disco linguam graecam, Μανθάνω Λατίνην, 热爱语言。
Wish it Weren't So @dionmcc1
0 Followers 646 Following Father, husband, architect, habitually trying to bring the margin to the center.
Miss Kae Oz @Miss_Chaos
460 Followers 833 Following Healthy Relationship and Sex Educator, and boozeslinger.
Maureen Gearty Lubell @Banatigh
204 Followers 367 Following Proud Resister, heathen & crone, native Washingtonian, GWU Alumna. Lived in 10 states, 4 countries, on 4 continents. I love every ocean (+ the earth between).
Mike Baron @BloodyRedBaron
11K Followers 4K Following Creator of Nexus and Badger, writer for Marvel and DC, novelist. https://t.co/LoLRyARpmc
Gigi @Gigi10257229
389 Followers 1K Following
Sara Freund @SaraFreund8
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Lori Parks @lustful_fat_
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Death will not releas.. @7leaguebootdisk
3K Followers 4K Following Unix sysadmin, SF reader, parent, motorcyclist, Plato seems wrong to me today. They/them.
Kate @travelingredfox
64 Followers 52 Following I'm a historian, a jewelry designer, armorist, world traveler, ESL teacher and I'm just trying to make my way in the world while enjoying the adventure.
4littlerocks @FridayKnight21
537 Followers 5K Following
x - Go Bolts @DumbDraper
382 Followers 454 Following
APDConnect @TheAPDConnect
461 Followers 4K Following Advertising/Promoting up & coming: •Artist •Musicians •Instrumental Producers •DJ's •Dancer(s) Connect with fans, Find what you need, & Collab
Michael Des Barres @MDesbarres
35K Followers 25K Following Host of Little Steven's Underground Garage on SiriusXM Radio ch 21 weekdays 8-11am ET + 9pm-midnight PT I sing, act.
Is Catte @Is_Catte
10 Followers 30 Following Presenting the urban adventures of Is Catte and the gang!
Dave Chisholm - MILES.. @chisholmdave
4K Followers 5K Following Musician/cartoonist. Eisner and Ringo nominee. I give readers synesthesia. New GN MILES DAVIS and the Search for the Sound out everywhere now!
RaPUNzel🇺🇸 @RandilynIsIn
18K Followers 20K Following just a girl who loved a pun. that didn't love her back but kinda liked her front.
thenjiwe @thenjiw71541108
30 Followers 179 Following
RQ Stewart |||✭||| .. @RQStewart
705 Followers 5K Following #HonorTheTreaties🌎 #NUFC✭ #StraightUpTx #TexasHockey Hallelujah Eureka Serendipity emeritus🅿1️⃣ “cool rock voice”
Tabia B. @Punch_A_Bear
17 Followers 39 Following
Philosopher of Eris @psychofnord
160 Followers 133 Following You cannot read me cause I'm a FNORD. Praise Eris! Praise Bob! All Hail Discordia!
ujkasdghvbfkuvhgbsad @_87653
179 Followers 3K Following
Kamel Belkheir @Kamelwg
154 Followers 585 Following
kat mulkey @katmulkey
404 Followers 815 Following Interested in music, art, photography, hiking, biking, science, critical thinking. And equal rights for EVERYONE.
Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit
607 Followers 1K Following aka TL Evans, writes poems on phone on commute. Some of them have been published
Lorraine Little @peatie418
3 Followers 41 Following
Pun League @punleague
1K Followers 4K Following Your favourite global pun competition is (maybe coming) back! Show us some love, and we'll make it bigger and better than ever! #hashtaggames #pun
Tropical Spice @tropicalspicesw
483 Followers 4K Following Tropical Spice is dedicated to provide its customers rich quality spices by directly selling them to customers through various online mediums
TheCrucible @TheCrucible
3K Followers 780 Following A 56,000 sq. ft. warehouse and nonprofit maker community offering classes, internships, and studio rentals in fine and industrial arts. #thecrucibleoakland
David McElroy @David_McElroy
459 Followers 186 Following I’m a writer trying to make sense of a dysfunctional culture. I used to work in journalism and politics, but I now hate most journalism and all politics.
Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier
158K Followers 56 Following Colabs: @Tacobell @Dunkindonuts @Popeyes @LittleCaesars @Elpolloloco @VenusEtFleur @DrinkOLIPOP / In: @meangirls @Bonappetit @Harpersbazaarus @HGTV @Vogue
Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_
37K Followers 283 Following Author, Engineer, Sharpshooter, part-time Daemon Prince of Tzeentch. Not a cat. If you see hell everywhere you look, then perhaps hell is inside your eyes.
Aella @Aella_Girl
204K Followers 369 Following ⚜️whorelord⚜️, vexworker, survey artist, way too earnest Discord: https://t.co/S1MaMdCwyK
Underpants and Overbi.. @UnderpantsAnd
2K Followers 97 Following A diary comic by me, Jackie! (she/her)
Sassparilla @Megatronic13
32K Followers 949 Following I really hope this whole twitter thing works out so I can finally start that cult. venmo: @megatronic13
The Paranoid Style @paranoiacs
18K Followers 2K Following This is the twitter account of Elizabeth Nelson. Bylines: The Ringer, Oxford American, N.Y. Times, Pitchfork and LG&M. Singer-songwriter in the Paranoid Style.
Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo
332K Followers 548 Following Understand deeply how the world works today to navigate the world of tomorrow. Join 80k ppl in my free newsletter:
Kami Kitty @KamiKitten13
40 Followers 24 Following Kinky MILF, Natural Redhead, Content Creator, Model, 18+ https://t.co/h4BAv2mBm1 https://t.co/tvlL1ikGLd
BART Alert @SFBARTalert
139K Followers 2 Following Automated feed. News: @SFBART. Customer service: https://t.co/deqCpr7p9G. Emergencies on BART: dial 911, use the train intercom or see a station agent.
daddy's monstrosity @dadsmonstro
411 Followers 176 Following hello i'm obsessed with the one good joke Family Circus has made in my lifetime. check the buttons in my shop: https://t.co/B2lPgnVzPg
𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫 .. @GrisleyComic
5K Followers 274 Following Welcome to our beautiful Borough of Grisley, New York! Everything will probably be ok. No spider emergencies in 0 days. (Created by @GhostHause)
Twistwood🍁(Book Av.. @ByTwistwood
122K Followers 1K Following 🍁 Hardback Book Collection Now Available internationally! 🍁
Jonathan Ackley @ackley_jonathan
4K Followers 225 Following Game designer, creative executive, author, watchmaker, and inventor, best known for "The Curse of Monkey Island," many theme park attractions.
Satanic Bay Area @SatanicSF
22K Followers 2K Following Atheistic, left-wing Satanists in San Francisco and larger Bay Area. Also hosts of the @BlackMassAppeal podcast. Satanic Art History tweet series updates daily.
J. L. Westover @MrLovenstein
177K Followers 252 Following Support me and my work on Patreon ♥ https://t.co/sHmXCbuEwp
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫.. @warandpeass
89K Followers 686 Following ✨Funny Business Ltd✨ by Jonathan Kunz & Elizabeth Pich 🧚 All the links https://t.co/hBihHx6dxz 🧚 Support us on https://t.co/Np7GVX0Eqw
ToothyBj @toothybj
57K Followers 200 Following Doing comics and your mom. If you reshare pls give credit. Check my link for my other social. I draw here @toothydraws
The Snake Charmer @ThSnakeCharmer
2K Followers 224 Following India's 1st Professional Female Bagpiper! 700K+ on Youtube - The Snake Charmer Awarded by the President of India "First Women Achievers Award"
Mattson 2 @themattson2
2K Followers 1K Following “I came to believe that the duo — made up of identical twins — was the most original band that no one was talking about.” -David Rowel, The Washington Post
CousteauX @CousteauXmusic
396 Followers 170 Following CousteauX is the reincarnation of Cousteau. @LiamMcka and Davey Ray Moor are back together making their signature uplifting melancholia.
obvious plant @obviousplant_
128K Followers 36 Following
Rockman Philharmonic @JimSteinmanFans
746 Followers 268 Following Rockman Philharmonic - The Jim Steinman Society For The Arts Socials: https://t.co/lFcamcFKXU Committed to the legacy of @realJimSteinman
Miss Kae Oz @Miss_Chaos
460 Followers 833 Following Healthy Relationship and Sex Educator, and boozeslinger.
Liam McKahey @liammcka
266 Followers 173 Following Vocalist of Cousteaux. Singer/Songwriter. Liam McKahey and the Bodies.
UNW0MⒶN🐀 @unwoman
5K Followers 2K Following Solo singer-cellist-producer prolific on https://t.co/EELFHSL28C -more socials linked on https://t.co/RpGvfwaqAS -pics by Shoot That Klown/Industrial Eye she/her
kat mulkey @katmulkey
404 Followers 815 Following Interested in music, art, photography, hiking, biking, science, critical thinking. And equal rights for EVERYONE.
ᒍ ᑌ G ᗩ @JugadiPrima
4K Followers 2K Following Chess Conceptual Artist / Singer Songwriter ♟ on Instagram @jugamusica ◾️◽️ ◾️◽️ TACTICAL https://t.co/ImkixvIf7d
Childfree Confessions @kidfree4life
3K Followers 99 Following ** I share funny/relatable content.. not all is my own. ** #childfreeAF
SMBC Comics @SMBCComics
25K Followers 97 Following
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
936K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 Inquiries: [email protected]
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
364K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
AlfredENeuman @AlfredENeuman
5K Followers 43 Following I help run a world famous humor magazine! It makes me so MAD that I can't think of the title right now; but it's real famous!
Polly Superstar @pollysuperstar
2K Followers 749 Following Sex Culture Revolutionary, Author, Community Builder, Radical Feminist, Professional Sexy Person. https://t.co/KopJmBHXep
Black Metal Cats @evilbmcats
160K Followers 0 Following De mysteriis dom sathanas cattus. Calendar: https://t.co/BJKdiGUUEd Store: https://t.co/YCupjDvoeY Submissions: [email protected]
I’m buying my first caftan and it’s a neon Lisa Frank cheetah print monstrosity. I can’t wait to wear it for the entirety of summer.
@paulg @aliakbarmurtaza @sansalana In the quagmire of modern discourse, where mediocrity often parades as wisdom and verbosity masquerades as eloquence, there emerges a plea, seemingly sensible, for the judicious use of what are pejoratively termed ‘recondite words’. This advisory, however, veers dangerously close…
@RobbieFulks Oh no!!.... My Condolences to Debbie Gibson and his two-headed love child
The @Oglaf Book 4 campaign is over! We had a meeting right before the campaign closed and decided to change the Fatty Devil patch goal to $74,663.99 -- and we SMASHED IT OUT OF THE PARK! Patches for all physical orders! Hurrah!! go.topatoco.com/products/og4
@westcoastsexgod Here is an impressive list of sandwiches to enjoy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_s…
@westcoastsexgod @CousteauXmusic Someone on Bandcamp compared us to them, too. Oddly we have never heard them!
Lots of funny reactions on Mastodon to jerkwad musk's rebranding. I like this one particularly.
So what the hell was all that banging if the submarine imploded
When I see Riff Raff trending I think of him.
my graffiti tag is a gray rectangle of various sizes I'm sure you've seen it in your city
GM weirdos, Happy Wed-Nes Day. 👊🏻😮💨😮💨☕️☕️ #WednesdayMorning
Great news. Siouxsie & Iggy Pop will play tonight at the rearranged Cruel World festival & I’ve been asked to play again as well. I do appreciate that everyone going will be there for Siouxsie & Iggy, including my entire family :) but still very honored to be asked back.
Splitting the difference between Warren Zevon's belligerent self-negations and Richard Thompson's courtship-by-menace, Gordon Lightfoot's 'Sundown' is made all the more frightening by the weird, narcotic trappings of its easy listening vibe. The mood is calm. The genre is horror.
Gordon Lightfoot has died. Canada will be closed tomorrow due to a death in the family. Rest in peace Gord.
actually he didn't bring frankenstein to meet baby jesus, he brought frankenstein's monster
Last Wishes smbc-comics.com/comic/last-wis… #SMBC #Hiveworks
I thought Harvest of Lost Souls was touring Norway?
so so so excited to announce that I will not be posting shareable clips of my standup on social media because i cant be arsed 💥💥💥💥💥💥🌋🌋🌋🌋🧨🧨
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