Axe @westernunion2k
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Frog-mouth is so good if you’re an evil knight. I also think the kettle hat is the best “killed instantly” headwear ever made. every medieval and fantasy thing I’ve ever seen, the kettle hat guy is always the first to get absolutely fucked on
Frog-mouth is so good if you’re an evil knight. I also think the kettle hat is the best “killed instantly” headwear ever made. every medieval and fantasy thing I’ve ever seen, the kettle hat guy is always the first to get absolutely fucked on
ok what's up with the bountiful array of fresh produce
ok what's up with the bountiful array of fresh produce
I love how people say “I saw a tiktok about it” like they’re citing sources. I would literally trust you more if you said a stranger on the bus told you
How did sun worshippers flop that hard. Their god shows up every day, grows crops, blinds people who look at it (even today!) and they still couldn’t convince a bunch of 1000BC guys their faith was the true light and way. Easiest layup of their lives and they flubbed it
New Yorkers bout to start talking bout how they the first city to have earthquakes
Let an old head speak on it
I like your funny reply, friend. You will be buried in my pyramid when I die
okayy okay let's heal this guy, let's heal this guy with kindness
That clanking noise when you get something good while vacuuming >>>
I got fucking slopppyyyy last night lmfao. It's embarrassing man i'm not drinking again ever (Me at 4am the night before, speaking my best friend of 9 years): Bro.. it's giving friendship
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Created a bait tweet that I think would probably culminate in having to get bulletproof glass for my shitty dodge neon.
Im staring at you out the orphanage window like this and gazing enviously at your upscale bright yellow motor operated parasol that youre twirling foppishly in the afternoon sun
I’m mourning the loss of my hair don’t talk to me for another year
"Long 2014" heads have been quiet today
They’ve updated their wardrobe
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Eagerly waiting for midnight cause I need to know if that tattooed golden retriever/Charlie puth line is real cause there’s No Way right
4 years and she has not gotten smarter
now that it is past midnight in the state of illinois, it is officially My Birthday. i am 23 today
@FiveForFedding I had no idea they had real fans like this
He kinda beasted on me
oh my gods what an annotation
Me ,,back when i was happy.... (three days ago)
LMFAOOOO
"He's up the stairs, meet him there" is genuinely the funniest call out😭
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