Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits
Mama. Do-over wife. Writer. Author. Truth teller. Repped by @ecniumata at @folioliterary [email protected] https://t.co/ynqBZAL78k whineandcheezits.com Boca Raton, FL Joined March 2015-
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One of the most frustrating parts of dealing with a narcissist, is watching their family and friends ignore their behavior and even enable or empower that narcissist. Shame on you for being part of the problem.
Adulting in middle age includes, making & canceling dr. appts, fighting with insurance companies, getting jazzed when your detergent is on sale at Costco, researching the benefits of magnesium supplements, and driving around to look at people’s driveway pavers to get ideas.
Every woman should have an ongoing group chat with her husband and best friend so she only has to tell a story once. Work smarter not harder.
My 6yo daughter just asked me if I “wish I was a teenager so I wouldn’t have to do all the work”? She’s clearly been closely studying the tactics of her teenage sister.
“Mommy, am I going to have jiggly boobs and a mushy belly like you when I grow up?” - My 6yo saying good morning
@sixfootcandy this one by @whinecheezits is one of my faves
@sixfootcandy this one by @whinecheezits is one of my faves
so you’re telling me grindr isn’t an app for sub sandwich enthusiasts.
Last night, I hid the Oreos under my son's folded clothes in a basket and asked him to put it away... which he SWEARS he did. Now he's standing in front of the pantry freaking out that the Oreos are gone. Who wants to tell him?
"The Princess and the Pea", but it's just my mother-in-law complaining about the mattress in our guest room.
Hey people who use brand new birthday candles every time - what’s it like to live in a castle and ring a bell for your servants?
At what age do your kids stop coughing in your face? It's not 13.
Why does nobody talk about how shaving our legs requires many strokes in a million different directions to get it all? It’s nothing like the commercials where they shave calmly, in one singular direction. It’s more willy nilly, like the spaghetti model of shaving.
Kid: I love you Me: to the moon? Kid: yeah Me: and back? Kid: yeah Me: and back again? Kid: no, that's too much love
It is important not to say “be careful” to a toddler as they will interpret it as a challenge and things won’t end well
Like your 20s when you run into your best friend at happy hour wearing the same tube top, except it’s your 40s and you run into her at the orthopedist’s office because you’re both old and falling apart.
So…are we just supposed to go past the thigh boundary when shaving our legs now, and venture over to the lower back region to take out the three rogue hairs that apparently live there now?
A fun thing about toddlers is that they will pretend to eat tacos but as soon as you make them for dinner they’re ‘gistusting.’
A food truck is just a drive-thru window that meets you halfway.
We are doing a screen free week, and my kids would like to know how long there have been books in the house
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12K Followers 998 Following Story Editor @NYTmag, formerly @nytopinion @Harpers | [email protected]@whinecheezits I get very excited when it rains because I have new windshield wiper blades.
@whinecheezits That 2 time daily dose of Tylenol or chosen pain reliever also
@whinecheezits Oooo I need driveway ideas! Share the good ones?
@whinecheezits @oneawkwardmom Honey is that you?
This must be what kids are thinking of when they say they can’t wait to be grown up
Adulting in middle age includes, making & canceling dr. appts, fighting with insurance companies, getting jazzed when your detergent is on sale at Costco, researching the benefits of magnesium supplements, and driving around to look at people’s driveway pavers to get ideas.
@whinecheezits Well, adulting in old age is sitting under the umbrella on the deck and not thinking about any of that … or anything else either if you can help it …
@amcampbell84 Was just talking about this with @whinecheezits today.
@whinecheezits @oneawkwardmom Mine once told me (after I had recently given birth to her brother) used her arms as visuals and said " when I grow up I can have a BIIIIIIG ok' belly like you, right? @ecsprayberry 😅😂
@sixfootcandy this one by @whinecheezits is one of my faves
If you ever want to know what a woman has been through in her life, scroll through her social media pictures to watch the evolution of her eyebrows.
I would get so many gift cards! 😆 Credit: @whinecheezits
@whinecheezits And why don’t they ever cut themselves accidentally in the ads.
@whinecheezits i can do most of each leg from a single angle, but the knees take the other 359 angles
@whinecheezits The commercials also omit 75 kids banging on the door and husbands sending dumb texts like have you seen my belt
@whinecheezits And you still walk into the sunlight and realize you have missed a whole area.
so you’re telling me grindr isn’t an app for sub sandwich enthusiasts.