earthbound misfit @witlessboy
hates compliments, lied about being the outdoor type Joined March 2014-
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Remember when @WIRED was a good magazine? Why am I paying for this garbage. wired.com/story/kate-mid…
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Oh right, it's time for the annual reminder of the ineptitude of #Optus
Looks like I need to give @BombayBicycle Club some play time this month #MyTIDALartists
My top artists on @TIDAL in May were @bastille, Bauhaus, Killing Heidi. #MyTIDALartists
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'Can you walk to Australia from your country?'
Damn those are some mood swings. #MyTIDALartists
Hey @Optus thanks a lot for leaking my personal data even though I haven't been a customer of your crappy service for over a year.
In the 80s the mullet was an appalling disaster of a haircut. Who could've predicted that in the 2020s it would be... still an appalling disaster of a haircut.
Dying
Depression is probably not caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain – new study via @TC_Africa theconversation.com/depression-is-…
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6K Followers 7K Following I took a year break from the news, after 4 years of the Orange one. Now I am back to show my support for the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦
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Framework @FrameworkPuter
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parkrun Australia @parkrunAU
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parkrun 🌳 @parkrun
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No Such Thing As A Fi.. @nosuchthing
84K Followers 191 Following Weekly podcast from Dan (@schreiberland) James (@JamesHarkin) Andy (@andrewhunterm) & Anna (#getannaontwitter) our book is out NOW: https://t.co/iIRrAsJUWv
James Harkin @JamesHarkin
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𝕏ack 𝕏eedman @zackfreedman
11K Followers 1K Following I 𝕏uild 𝕏illy proje𝕏 and make 𝕏illy 𝕏ideos a𝕏out 'em.
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10K Followers 805 Following follow me on IG/Tiktok @emmerpope ! she/her (Bernie meme @melvinkaminsky on ig)
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2.8M Followers 74 Following Welcome to the positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
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In the West Sahel, farmers recover degraded land and prevent desertification by digging half-moon holes. Also called “zai pits”, the ditches capture scarce rainwater and direct it toward growing plants, helping reforest the edges of the southern Sahara
Quarrying with an excavator and front-loader.
How you and your best friend talk to each other - Christmas Edition
'Can you walk to Australia from your country?'
@fart it would be so funny if this was your last tweet
@emmerpope Good video. But just not the salt though.
The comment section on recipe blogs
@Rainmaker1973 Is it just me or does this crack look kinda scary from this perspective? 😅🙈
Have to go with a full sentence: 'Easter Island statue of HG Nelson'
One word that describes Jeff Kennett.
I've downloaded my archive & I am now bidding you all a fond farewell. Twitter, it's been *mostly* fun, but I don't feel like sticking around for the hellscape. 🤟"Goodnight and thank you"
thoughts and prayers to the authors of this book. out December 8th!
How you and your best friend talk to each other
The incredible mimicry of the European starling.
@ZachWeiner Go with English. Describe your shoes. “Not cute” means ugly. (- * + = -) “Not ugly” means cute (- * - = +) “Too cute” means cute! ( + *+=+)
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