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Hillside Manor Apartments in San Antonio has chosen to seal in several thousand bats using spray insulation. This is psychopath behavior, and will smell HORRID, so I hope the tenants are ready for that. Please RT and/or contact per info below! @News4SA @ExpressNews @satxnews
Id tag people. But all my 'friends' on here are SWIFTIES not golfers ...
MASTERS MERCH GIVEAWAY ⛳️ TWO lucky winners will win this amazing hat, 2-pack of koozies, and 4-pack of ball markers from Augusta National. How to enter: Follow me RT this tweet Tag a friend if you want extra entries I’ll announce winners Sunday evening. Good luck! 💚
🚨⛳️🌺 Who do you think wins the 88th edition of #TheMasters 🏆
There's no other way to put it - Brian is sad. It's been 5 months since he has been looking for a forever home and with every day that passes, we can see the light in his eye dim little by little. We know his people are out there somewhere. We hope they find him today.
ENABLE THIS IN SETTINGS PLEASE HOLY FUCK.
ENABLE THIS IN SETTINGS PLEASE HOLY FUCK. https://t.co/aTQyATURik
one thing everyone should know about Chaya Raichik is that her fiance left her because his family thought she was an embarrassment. true story.
ATTENTION ALL HANDS Many Liam Nissan followers have taken up his banner and name, but one has been flagged as malicious. Please block @theIiamnissan (that's with a capital i instead of l). Repost for maximum reach. Show no quarter to the Nazi dumbfucks.
So when @elonmusk said he bought twitter so everyone could exercise free speech, he meant only accounts he agrees with. #FreeLiamNissan
Keep pushing you magnificent bastards! #FreeLiamNissan
Hey btw everyone should be panicking about this. This bill would require *everyone* to upload your government ID in order to use most sites on the internet. You can forget about your silly lil stan/fandom accounts if this passes
Hey btw everyone should be panicking about this. This bill would require *everyone* to upload your government ID in order to use most sites on the internet. You can forget about your silly lil stan/fandom accounts if this passes
Hey guys, a friend of All That Remains has a massive life crisis. If you’re in a position to help a baby get a heart transplant there is a family in need right here. Your prayers are of course also needed for the family. gofundme.com/f/healing-hear…
the grown ass man bawling his eyes out from happiness, the little girls squealing in swift jerseys & taylor merch…. @taylorswift13 ur impact🥲🫶🏾🥹
Alright fans at 16. Jim Knous is on 9 now. It’s prob his last pga tour event as a full time player. Please make it memorable for him. If you know someone on 16, send this to them or tag them below. Thanks. (Check out pinned tweet if you don’t know his story)
Want to thank the Swiftie that sent ya boy the white and gold “It’s a Clock” friendship bracelet with the gold clock Charm,,, that bracelet made its way to Taylor Swifts Arm 👀
This needs to be a Super Bowl commercial for the dads, brads and chads
Republicans want open borders so they can scare white people into voting away their own freedom. Pass it on.
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I used to gripe that websites are designed by people with cinema displays who don't understand their users have 720p laptop screens. these days I feel like websites are designed by people that don't even own a computer
And suddenly my #TSTTPD cardigan is free 🥰
she fucking burned that house can we move on please
so so happy right now i could explode!!🥹 thank you so much @taylorswift13 for taking the time to sign these😭i love you!!! #TSTTPD #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment
before today i had never experienced the bone chilling sensation of a group of software engineers giving up on a problem and saying "let's just make it in an excel sheet"
If you work corporate, keep a little black book & HR is not your friend
What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
Please call him Groucho Barks please call him Groucho Barks please call him Groucho Barks
Can’t believe it’s been one year since I lost my brother. It was supposed to be an amazing night we would never forget that was completely turned upside down. I’m still heartbroken and miss him so much everyday. #ErasTour
@pediatricnursey Well that’s your fault for letting your baby have some elective NICU care. Lol
IM GETTING A REPLACEMENT SIGND CD!!!!!
@AllyTaft “Base model” was the most subtle but lethal dig I’ve heard in a while 💀