Clancy Bouvier (parody) @youroldmancowo1
I am a parody. I am not really Marge Simpson (née Bouvier) father In an office. But not your office. Joined February 2019-
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If frozen embryos are people in Alabama, I hope everyone who attempts IVF also has a life insurance policy on their embryos, so that every time a treatment doesn’t work, you can make bank. Over and over again! Ladies! Shove as many as you can up there, and never work again!
#Bitcoin is less valuable than a Chuck E Cheese token.
This you @WeAreMcCarthy
LAC 21 - 63 LV Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1083rd unique final score in NFL history.
CLE 12 - 29 DEN Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1081st unique final score in NFL history.
LAR 20 - 43 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1079th unique final score in NFL history.
first they came for Kevin McCarthy, and I didn't speak out— because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't catch my breath
The movie #Becky is basically violent #HomeAlone in the woods.
BREAKING 🚨: Republican congresswoman Dianne Feinstein, the first woman in any country in the world to be elected as a representative, has died. By law, a Republican must be appointed to replace her, so we’ll see who that is. RIP Madame Speaker. We miss you
Hey, #nftbros how much is your digital monkey worth right now?
Who’s older? Her husband or her Dad? #daddyissues
Who’s older? Her husband or her Dad? #daddyissues
For unto us, a Miracle has occurred! Two scorigamis in a single weekend. Blessed is the #scorigami
For unto us, a Miracle has occurred! Two scorigamis in a single weekend. Blessed is the #scorigami
DEN 20 - 70 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.
Should have gone for the fieldgoaligami. #scoreigami
Jim Caviezel and his #stolenvalor What a loser. Actually two losers.
Jim Caviezel and his #stolenvalor What a loser. Actually two losers.
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@3YearLetterman @catturd2 Catturd and Alpha Male @nickadams are absolutely guzzling down meat after a working up a sweat with their foursome today on the links.
@3YearLetterman @catturd2 It was good. He tipped Jessica $5 on$75 like always then he came home and ran over his dogs again.
@3YearLetterman @catturd2 Hooters was last night, homey
@3YearLetterman @catturd2 He’s doing fine, we’re taking good care of him. Got the cot ready in the back office.
@sparrowmom24 That would be Trump & friends. They all do it so idiots like you click and give them money. They don't care about you at all.
@sparrowmom24 Got you are so right. Trump posting everywhere he can begging for $$$ is disgusting.
@sparrowmom24 Maybe if you put some effort into getting clicks, you could pay off that high-interest financed waterbed before @3YearLetterman finds out…
@sparrowmom24 Shazoom4Tramp, you can trust @3YearLetterman. Coach is a Certified Notary Public as well as an esteemed youth football coaching legend. Beyond reproach.
@sparrowmom24 I told you to NOT finance that waterbed and you might have been able to get that SEC plot you wanted so bad. Now @3YearLetterman will have to make his kids win another one for you. Getting really tired of carrying you Shannon.
@sparrowmom24 Shannon is easily triggered, obvs
@sparrowmom24 And you've only been this site for 2 months.
@sparrowmom24 Sharon is done, everyone! Go pray to Trump. Maybe he can help you
@sparrowmom24 Is the APR on your waterbed too high? We’re you unable to pay for a carpeted bathroom? Is it because you’ve never lettered in shit or done anything of value in your life? Probably never even smelled an SEC championship in your life.
@sparrowmom24 Should have thought more about that interest rate before signing that waterbed loan, Salmon. 34.75% is no joke.