Justin Dearing @zippy1981
He/Him/His. Karateka. Landlord. Programmer. Husband, Dad. Today is a good day to die! zippy1981inexilium.wordpress.com Cranford, NJ Joined January 2009-
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Over the last six months, SumoLogic, NewRelic, and Splunk have all been sold off to private equity firms (or noted tech graveyard Cisco). I think it's harder than people realize to innovate for the next generation of observability when you were built to solve the last one.
You cannot put the other Olson Sister in a period piece where she plays a housewife.
You cannot put the other Olson Sister in a period piece where she plays a housewife.
Well I now have two yubikeys set up for most things, and my AAD admin account for zippysoft has a yubiley setup. Also 2FA for my mastodon account
Mary Magdalene: We have seen the Lord! Peter: Oh we are SO BACK.
Somehow Palpatine returned to the second tower
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Wait, you're telling me Clive Staples Screwtaped the letters?!?
Wait, you're telling me Clive Staples Screwtaped the letters?!?
It's a proper German Bosch. Literally in the middle of loading one now.
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21K Followers 83 Following Microsoft PowerShell Engineering TeamHe liked making people slightly uncomfortable, then breaking the tension. Such as saying to a pretty young clerk, “I got a joke. Why do men like women in leather? … Because they smell like new cars!” Pic is from 2010. @zippy1981 and @BuckWoodyMSFT would have liked my dad.
@BBolander Solution: never let anyone know me that well, then they can never leave and be OUT THERE with that kind of information! Therapist, putting down pen: “FFS we talked about this”
Vesper anyone? #shoplocal
@zippy1981 Joan Baez sings with two of the Tennessee Three💖
It's never the network #amirite @KMSigma @ChrystalT87 @SQLRockstar @TheGraeGeek @zippy1981
Have an insider update on the FAA NOTAM system (I work for a company that does a lot of FAA software contracting)! Apparently the prod db was lost and they have to rebuild and revalidate the entire thing from archival data. Yeesh
K but this is actually a helpful explanation lol @zippy1981
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My shopping list for harbor freight is a mighty one!!!
@zippy1981 @PenPaladin @wandering @Aquasana I also want to redo the weatherstripping on my giant oak entry door. I can see daylight.
@HoneyTongueMuse The one you wear when its that gospel about the mustard seed...
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@venzann @zippy1981 Try to imagine me and Justin in an Escape Room.
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Get off the computer Andrew. Do you think when you grow up someone will pay you to sit at a computer all day?
@zippy1981 Read up on polyvagal theory
@zippy1981 I might suggest "Left of Bang". Though it's not directly related as it's mostly teaching how to avoid a fight or flight, I think it'd be good because I feel like fight or flight comes from knowledge whereas freeze comes from lack. (Haven't read yet but it's on my list.)