Beloved author, Eric Filipkowski @EricFilipkowski
2 Dumb Dinos book available Fall '24 - Marfan Syndrome/stroke survivor comedy Writer - South Park, SpongeBob, Skizzleplex, 2 Dumb Dinos. linktr.ee/ericflips Los Angeles, CA, USA Joined July 2008-
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You know what they say about serial killers and animals. And now she might be in a position to kill more people than anyone else in history!
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You know, there is such a thing as trying too hard.
Nam!
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Arizona Republicans applaud a measure that will ensure the relatives they rape will have to carry their baby to full-term.
Arizona Republicans applaud a measure that will ensure the relatives they rape will have to carry their baby to full-term.
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"I can read." - Aaron Rogers
"I can read." - Aaron Rogers
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Good god. A truly disturbing level of commitment.
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Oh interesting tweet by a journalist let me just go check something
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@EricFilipkowski I live 18 minutes away and this is How It Goes™️
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@2dumbdinos @NathanHamill @EricFilipkowski Ohhh noooo. A killer dinosaur is on the loose & of course, it's right after I spent the last 5 days watching the Jurassic Park movies while in the hospital!😱😜🦖🦕
2 Dumb Dinos “Scum of Sam” by @NathanHamill & @EricFilipkowski Catch a new comic strip every Sat. at 3PM PT!!! instagram.com/2dumbdinos #2dumbdinos
2 Dumb Dinos “Scum of Sam” by @NathanHamill & @EricFilipkowski Catch a new comic strip every Sat. at 3PM PT!!! instagram.com/2dumbdinos #2dumbdinos
IMO the last decade of Stern has been his best. The interviews & performances are fantastic but particularly amazing has been the way he’s talked (honestly/hilariously) about his aging parents and dad’s passing. Wild that anyone has entertained me this consistently for so long.
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