STANLEY SIEVERS @STANLEY_WS
certified bald king stanleyws.com/who-is-this-guy Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2009-
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i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
Me when the cashier at McDonald’s throws an extra BBQ sauce in the bag for my nuggets:
“We work for a top secret government agency. It’s called the Tortured Poets Department. But you won’t remember that”
You ever take a bite of a fruit so good you’re like yeah, I get where eves head was at. I’d fuckin ruin the earth for this strawberry right now
Kid songs? Nah, I throw on Enyas “only time” and my kid is out like a light
sure thing 👍
IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY AND FREE out NOW on YouTube!
i am begging everyone who follows me to start speaking about Palestine with urgency again. you witnessed 34,000 Palestinians be martyred and you haven’t said ANYTHING. YOU are part of the reason this is still happening. ceasefire now.
i am begging everyone who follows me to start speaking about Palestine with urgency again. you witnessed 34,000 Palestinians be martyred and you haven’t said ANYTHING. YOU are part of the reason this is still happening. ceasefire now.
Guys with the punisher logo on their car apply for a job at Benihana
Double dog’n with @STANLEY_WS
We asked couples "What's your partner's least attractive feature?"
Sometimes I see a yard sale and I’m like damn you had all that trash in your house?!?
Rest in peace to Eddie Sutton, AKA Eddie Leeway. A fearless, game changing frontman... Eddie's presence and voice altered the course of hardcore music for the better forever. There will never be another like him. "When will you realize, Leeway rocks!"
Go listen to every Leeway album. RIP to a legend.
hmm that’s weird I do this every week for free???
Parking out front of Costco and every time someone leaves with a giant bag of toilet paper yelling “DAMN YOU REALLY BE SHITTING HUH”
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haha iight @DAZE_STYLE
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Messages that you can expect to receive years after leaving a startup
posting an “it’s gonna be may” meme and laughing so hard I give myself a brain aneurysm and die
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
“the pc woke mob won’t let me make my movie about pop tarts 😠” Jerry’s 17 year old girlfriend: babe come back to bed Jerry: literally go do your homework I’m trying to do an interview rn ugh
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I have watched that compilation of Jo Jo siwa like 30 times.
If you’re in a band, print more XXL. Tired of my size selling out instantly every show
Me when the cashier at McDonald’s throws an extra BBQ sauce in the bag for my nuggets:
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
Me trying to reason with trans Twitter
Earplugs exist for a reason. if you're regularly going to shows and you're too stupid to spend 15$ to protect your hearing, you deserve whatever happens tbh. This discourse is idiotic, loud bands should be loud.
@STANLEY_WS is looking great
i pray that one day in our lifetimes we can move past this
@STANLEY_WS Every time I eat an apple I react like I’ve just discovered fruit for the first time.
@STANLEY_WS Yep. I had an apple today after a rough night and I actually audibly said "fuck yeah" with a mouthful of fruit.
@STANLEY_WS Hell yeah, brother. I was hiking in the mountains one time and came across a bunch of wild raspberries, they were the god damned sweetest most pure thing I'd had in a long time. Then, I fell and sprained my ankle and had to walk 3 miles back and it felt like my foot fell off.
this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
These photos were taken only 6 months apart. Don’t do meth.
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