Sami Van Dien @SamiVanDien
Probably on a plane or petting a stranger’s dog.(Thoughts here are mine, not any company I work for.) Joined April 2009-
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“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it
10 new prints now available! Each is an edition of 10! Use code HAPPYBIRTHDAY for 33% off store wide JosiahVanDien.com/shop
Tell me why a stupid little voice in the back of my head is yelling “fly back to Vegas Saturday morning,” even though my back has not recovered from Sunday?
Tell me why a stupid little voice in the back of my head is yelling “fly back to Vegas Saturday morning,” even though my back has not recovered from Sunday?
I’m at @NY_Comic_Con with @SamiVanDien because @lanielabens is an absolute legend.
Check out my amazing friend @ValAstaire’s new song! youtu.be/m1GtHnG5sXQ
Actual footage of me explains to @SamiVanDien how “party rock” is actually an incredible song and it only gets a bad wrap because it’s overplayed.
Thursday! @JosiahVanDien will be co-hosting live plus @jaret2113 of @bfsrocks will be calling in AND @ajperdomo of @dangeroussummer will be calling and premiering their new single "Coming Home"! 9PM ET - ido.bi/player
I know I don’t tweet anymore but I’d like to share that we moved to Los Angeles, and we have one neighbor who just got a new puppy and another who bakes an excess of sourdough bread and shares, and I’m not sure what we did to deserve such good karma.
Happy Valentine’s Day @SamiVanDien
Ok I finally tried the thing so I’m coming back to tweeting to tell you I’m either pretty lucky or kind of good at it. Wordle 211 3/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Every time I cook with garlic, I can almost hear @SamiVanDien over my shoulder telling me it’s not enough
Available Thursday May 20th at 10am EST 11x14 printed in darkroom on Fujicolor Crystal Archive Type II Paper from original 35mm Negative Print is edition of 300 Hand Numbered Signed by Josiah Van Dien JosiahVanDien.com Frame Not Included
Haha wow this blew up. Check out my soundcloud by donating to groups like @DFWmutualaid @feedtheppldfw @DTXStopsEvictns to support people locally
It was a genuine honor to have @SenSanders at our wedding. Thanks @badcrystalart for capturing this beautiful moment with @rayduker
It was a genuine honor to have @SenSanders at our wedding. Thanks @badcrystalart for capturing this beautiful moment with @rayduker
I swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t employ tiny orphans anymore, who will we send into the smallest mine shafts and between the sharp parts of the big machines???”
Been a roller coaster of a week. But @SamiVanDien and I just watched Soul. And wow. What an incredible heartwarming movie. 10/10.
Here’s a looter stealing a podium from inside the U.S. Capitol and not getting shot, tear gassed, or thrown in an unmarked police van. #MakesYaThink
He left me hanging with this deep question unanswered to tweet this.
He left me hanging with this deep question unanswered to tweet this.
carlyeeeee @carlyeEliz
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51 days until France and I can forget every man in America exists!!!!!
This guy asked for my number at the Rangers Parade last month and 72 hours later told me he was in a relationship he "could see ending soon" so I said have a nice life.... and then he had the audacity to send me this at 12:21 this morning are you there god??
since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have always been dolls. but the dolls were always and forever baby dolls, until…
oh your favorite dinosaur is t-rex? spinosaurus was just as big, but with the head of a crocodile and ripped schwarzenegger arms with razor blade claws. no I'm not trying to start an argument. I'm just sayin t-rex is played out bullshit and your dinosaur opinions are trash
.@smackinyc will be performing the Anthem this Sunday at the @Lions game on @fordfield! 🎻🇺🇸
hey sorry i overreacted, i always do that whenever anything happens
I need a new catch phrase for when people say Winnie is so pretty because I usually respond with, "thanks I birthed her myself" and sometimes people chuckle but mostly they think it's weird and this is why I'm not in comedy
@dereksteez The photo community has spoken. We will stand in solidarity. Thanks for understanding Darren.
“Please tweet something different. The last two tweets have been ridiculous” - my wife
Had my first post-treatment follow-up with my oncologist today and, as of right now, I am officially in complete remission.
Got princess parking right outside the sushi restaurant... that had no wait... on a Saturday night......... I'm wearing a sweater..... The Cure is playing I'm moving to LA 🤷🏼♀️
Thank you
Taco Bell was sued today in a false advertising class action. Consumers allege that Taco Bell misrepresents the amount of beef in the Crunchwrap Supreme "by at least double the amount."
Paul Revere is making a case for permanent placement
pretty sure theyre actually all #1 but whatever its fine
We ranked all of The Wonder Years' albums and we fully expect lots of guys with thinning hair and a few extra pounds than they had 12 ago to tell us how wrong we are. Click here: thehardtimes.net/lists/every-th…
when @edsheeran surprise guests us with the king of Detroit, @Eminem (yes my voice is gone)
"That motherfucker back there is not real!"