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Back in March, @JoeBiden, @BillClinton and I sat down with three real icons – the hosts of @SmartLess – to talk about everything from the economy and gun violence, to what we miss about being in office and the importance of sending Joe and Kamala back to the White House. We…
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I played basketball from the time I could walk. Started taking novocaine and cortisone for injuries as an early-teen. Would do anything in order to be healthy enough to play. I played until age 32. An old 32 physically. Planned on playing longer. 3-years left on my NBA contract.…
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Had a wonderful evening last night at The 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party with the two fellas to my right. The fella to my left…someone named “Justin T. from New York” (?)….was also kind but boy, did he have a lot of questions. You can hear some of them on “SmartLess”. 📸 Mark…
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Budget Deficit (numbers in parentheses mean surplus) Under Jimmy Carter 1977: $54B 1981: $79B Change: +46.2963% Under Ronald Reagan 1981: $79B 1989: $153B Change: +93.6709% Under George H.W. Bush 1989: $153B 1993: $255B Change: +66.6667% Under Bill Clinton 1993: $255B 2001:…
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