caitie delaney @caitiedelaney
who do you think you are I am society6.com/someartbycaitie Los Angeles Joined February 2009-
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Nothing makes me more furious watching all the talented funny fresh smart comedy people I know battling to make a living and career while established rich men who got to build lifetime careers with much less competition in a healthy market STILL FUCKING COMPLAIN!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Kids are literally being arrested for it right now
Kids are literally being arrested for it right now
They just let my guy make an entire feature film about pop tarts. Was the pop tart a gun lobbyist in the first draft or something
They just let my guy make an entire feature film about pop tarts. Was the pop tart a gun lobbyist in the first draft or something
Fast fashion is very bad, stop participating in it. Go thrifting. Do clothing swaps with your friends!! My favorite clothes have all come from swaps with my girlies, it’s FREE and entails 3 hours of affirmations like “that top is made for you you have to take that” etc
Fast fashion is very bad, stop participating in it. Go thrifting. Do clothing swaps with your friends!! My favorite clothes have all come from swaps with my girlies, it’s FREE and entails 3 hours of affirmations like “that top is made for you you have to take that” etc
iphone photo memories love to be like “I know it’s 11pm on a Sunday but wanna see your friend that DIED”
Y’all remember that feeling of when it’s summer and you swam in the ocean all day and now it’s dusk after you just got ice cream and you put on your pjs and your skin has that salty tight feeling and you’re picking a movie to watch and a breeze is coming through the screen door
Severance season 2 trailer
Severance season 2 trailer
When Oxfam asked Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson to cut ties with SodaStream over their factory in an illegal West Bank settlement, she stepped down from her role as an Oxfam ambassador instead.
When Oxfam asked Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson to cut ties with SodaStream over their factory in an illegal West Bank settlement, she stepped down from her role as an Oxfam ambassador instead. https://t.co/CpULG1AEFU
“They'll say we're disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn
The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
Imagine talking about voting for decency when the guy you are talking about has sponsored the slaughter of over 15,000 Palestinian children and refuses to stop. Eat shit. This event tonight was truly one of the most shameful things in recent American history.
Imagine talking about voting for decency when the guy you are talking about has sponsored the slaughter of over 15,000 Palestinian children and refuses to stop. Eat shit. This event tonight was truly one of the most shameful things in recent American history.
Wait let me get this straight: 100 students were arrested because the uni claimed they had yelled “kill the Jews”. Then it turns out the student who yelled that was holding an Israeli flag, trying to unsuccessfully bait the crowd and was booed in return thedailybeast.com/pro-israel-agi…
me in the movie theater as soon as the challengers score started playing
Something happens to these women when they put on the leggings and sweatshirt combo. It’s like The Mask except instead of doing the tango with Cameron Diaz at the Coco Bongo Club they need to go to their local park and call the cops over completely fabricated threats
Something happens to these women when they put on the leggings and sweatshirt combo. It’s like The Mask except instead of doing the tango with Cameron Diaz at the Coco Bongo Club they need to go to their local park and call the cops over completely fabricated threats
I love this song
I love that they’re making movies that could kill Caitie Delaney
I love that they’re making movies that could kill Caitie Delaney
Before I finished even saying the sentence “they should call it Echo CAN’T Park” I was reaching for my phone to tweet that I said that
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Nothing makes me more furious watching all the talented funny fresh smart comedy people I know battling to make a living and career while established rich men who got to build lifetime careers with much less competition in a healthy market STILL FUCKING COMPLAIN!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Kids are literally being arrested for it right now
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
i'm such an embarrassing person... i saw a movie i liked and now i'm googling "core workout"...
@caitiedelaney YUP! Did you see brandihellville? The doc. It had some really good segments on fast fashions effect on Ghana specifically.
one of New York’s weirdest mysteries
I feel like Humboldt should be getting more coverage than it is? Students have (seemingly) taken control of the entire school? I could be wrong, but I don’t think a student occupation of that scale has happened since the late 1960s? Pretty wild.
good morning, intifada. impossible to translate or sum up the experiences of the last few days but i'll try soon. all I can tell you now is, it feels like something new is building.
Ugh I wanna laugh and I can't find anything currently on TV but Abbott, Girl5Eva, Killing It, I Think You Should Leave, Hacks, Rehearsal, Always Sunny, What We Do in the Shadows, Dave, Shrinking, Harley Quinn, Star Trek: LD, Only Murders, This Fool, Solar Opposites, The Simpsons
Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the ‘Extreme Left and P.C. Crap and People Worrying So Much About Offending Other People’ variety.com/2024/film/news…
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
i love swaps! probably the best way to get a few new looks and purge your own closet. also there are too many clothes in the world we have to stop fast fashion
Fast fashion is very bad, stop participating in it. Go thrifting. Do clothing swaps with your friends!! My favorite clothes have all come from swaps with my girlies, it’s FREE and entails 3 hours of affirmations like “that top is made for you you have to take that” etc
And here we are: i have held my first finished copy of my fifth book & its a beauty! Gorgeous as can be, love the diamond asterisk substitutes, that one entirely Persian spread, the pink spine, the glorious blurbs, the Persian cat covergirl, the everything! Please preorder 🤩💎🐈
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@caitiedelaney A few times in LA I’ve had a distinct Cape Cod wind sense memory (and memory of rich college friends whose beach houses I could stay at)
@caitiedelaney Yes. Lived in Maine my whole life and this was it!
@caitiedelaney Oh the feeling I’ve spent my entire adult life trying to recreate? Yeah, maybe
@caitiedelaney @FernieCommaAlex The guy that talked about the beach that give everyone cancer made me laugh
This is basically the feeling I want emotionally every day. If we aren’t on Earth for that I don’t know what we are here for.
Y’all remember that feeling of when it’s summer and you swam in the ocean all day and now it’s dusk after you just got ice cream and you put on your pjs and your skin has that salty tight feeling and you’re picking a movie to watch and a breeze is coming through the screen door
@caitiedelaney Then you wiggle your toes and realize there’s still some sand stuck between your pinky and ring (?) toe and you don’t love that the bed is kinda sandy now, but it’s all good