Ryan. @1990sTimAllen

Competitive Muay Thai kickboxer, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt, meme savant Toronto, Ontario Joined April 2012

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Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66

7 years ago

The lady who works at the gym tossed out a “that’s it?” As I was leaving like cmon

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michael wave @michael___wave

7 years ago

peace was never an option

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Mr Jungles @SammyYungles

7 years ago

my uber eats driver is fucking walking over??

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y’all ever yeet a gas station dick pill into your four loko and drink it with your wendys 4 for 4 mcgang bang flintstone vitamin vibe check no cap cum oh that’s your girl? name all the girls she left me for a mfs take one L and start fighting demons oh yeah can I get a vibecheck

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Quackity @Quackity

7 years ago

this message is for gamers ONLY if you are not a gamer please keep scrolling because you will just not get it at all ok. guys my cat keeps pissing on my bed my mom keeps thinks its me how do i explain its not me guys

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wisalallen ✨ @wisalallen

7 years ago

therapist: did you experience any anxiety when you were a child? me: well..

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wint @dril

8 years ago

going to deep fake some videos of myself saying some austin powers quotes flawlessly ,

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the hype @TheHyyyype

7 years ago

rules for dating my daughter: 1. you are not to hang out with her after 11 pm 2. because that's when you'll be hanging out with me 3. please be my friend