Alyssa Shaffer @AShaffaaa
Chunky but funky Maryland, USA Joined April 2017-
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"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
People actually asking who is the fourth person is EXACTLY the reason why this remake is being done lol
this look actually shifted the tectonic plates for me
THE FACT THAT WE GET TO SEE THEM MAKE OUT AND FUCK NASTY STYLE IN 4K IS FUCKING INSANE
lowkey what's the point of the movie industry if he isn't a romcom lead anytime soon
Amo que essa cena não tem mt contexto no filme a não ser mostrar que eles são gostosos e talentosos (ainda bem)
18 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'
She came in backwards so she can be surprised 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ why don’t I get invited to elephant birthdays 😭😭😭
Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.
THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊
literally the cutest sweetest thing ever
thinking of jonny playing the clarinet for the jurassic world score and how excited and happy he got 😭
I still think about this tweet fondly sometimes
narcissas a better woman than i am because if lucius malfoy told me to take the dark mark i'd get it as a trampstamp above my ass so he can see it during backshots
Dude nails the moral bankruptcy of MAGA. 😂🤣👇
Prince Andrew arrested on his birthday
Because Zelensky is respected. The world knows Trump…is a joke.
BREAKING: While the Munich Security Conference has largely joked at Trump’s expense, this is the welcome that Volodymyr Zelenskyy received. This is real leadership.
😆 MAGA grandkids selling MAGA hats in 50 years be like:
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses
They really, really hate women… “Don’t make a bad mistake today and ruin your life.”
MINNEAPOLIS: Border Patrol agents warn two white women in separate SUVs to stop trailing them and not to impede. 'Dont make a bad decision today..."
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Anna Osborne @annagosborne4
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Nicole803 @420byebitch
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Mercedes Jenkins @MercedesCedes95
2 Followers 9 Following
Julie M. North @JulieMischelle
61 Followers 419 Following
Mercii😈 @J95Mercedes
13 Followers 37 Following
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Cindy K @CindyK29580289
4 Followers 15 Following
the shelfist.® @TheShelfist
3K Followers 1K Following The Shelfist curates the unusual, beautiful, and sometimes bizarre furnishings for the home. Look. Learn. Shop. https://t.co/QRxvYKSadf
Tidewater Times @TimesTidewater
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Hannah Dunlap @Han_Dunlap
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Cassie Murphy @cass_murphy97
125 Followers 205 Following
Will Weise @weise_will
58 Followers 137 Following Baltimore resident with a penchant for live music, writing, beer, and traveling.
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Jules @precious_JULESS
351 Followers 319 Following
Steve Funk @stevfunk
17 Followers 69 Following
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33 Followers 203 Following A Leo / Sarcastic with a side of shade/ Traveler / Lover ⚓️🏳️🌈♌️
Motorbike City Tours @city_motorbikes
489 Followers 4K Following Motorbike City Tours – The Best Hanoi Food and Sights Motorbike Tours Led by Women! Hanoi Jeep Tours - Hanoi Motorbike Tours – Hanoi Vespa Tours
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441 Followers 656 Following
zoë @zoepoc
44 Followers 108 Following
ArtWork Template @ArkTemplate
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Seth @sweinsto22
141 Followers 270 Following
Alyssa @_alymor
12 Followers 12 Following
David Sullivan @da_sully10
88 Followers 360 Following Data analysis and visualizations, mostly for NFL + #RavensFlock
Brittany Schwartz @Bschwartz1993
11 Followers 102 Following
Mindful & Medical @Mindful_Medical
12 Followers 73 Following MEDICINE•ΖEN•FASHION Current medical student sharing my journey and hoping to inspire, encourage, and share insight!
Macy Lee Johnson @mlee_johnson
185 Followers 193 Following
George Brooks @GeorgeB84071195
355 Followers 3K Following
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8 Followers 168 Following
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ned🔞🔞 @thursdaygirlje
287 Followers 57 Following my main @lupinflowrs // just let me jily in peace 🔞 minors dni
DirtyDictionDesigns @dirty_diction
8K Followers 93 Following ✨Get your bookish fantasy on✨ • SFW and NSFW 18+ merch • Canadian based 🇨🇦🍁 • Worldwide shipping🌎
ssnp_art @ssnp_art
185 Followers 61 Following
abi 🧜🏼♀️... @gigsandfrecks
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maju ⋆✮˚. @majuandrad
6K Followers 2K Following she/her ll illustrator ll 28 🇧🇷 (ENG/pt-BR) ll email: [email protected] || COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED✨
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2K Followers 155 Following nsfw account, dirty thoughts and dirty drawings | 🔞 | minors DNI with this acc please
Yallthemwitches @yallthemwitches
1K Followers 116 Following 🇫🇷| writer| often 🔞 https://t.co/WmO976jAKB
Jily defender 🔞 @lastjilybender
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Best Jily Fics @BestofJily
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arlie 🌧️ @daiziesss_
3K Followers 1K Following i draw n animate sometimes • ENG/한 • marxist-feminist ☭ (i talk about politics a lot on here too)
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
84.0M Followers 0 Following And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥
Snowarox @snowarox
4K Followers 42 Following 🔞 visualising how I imagine book characters; not spoiler free! 🔞 23| she/her
rosiesfables🔞🇵�... @rosiesfables
934 Followers 278 Following find me: https://t.co/spEmbSt8AL ⚔️ inactive as of Dec 1st, 2024⚔️
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.1M Followers 108 Following Proof that one song is all you need. New album Airplane Mode out 6th November!
Sasha Spielberg @sashaspielberg
24K Followers 862 Following music here: @buzzytunes pet portraits: https://t.co/AxezegRJ3s
Thor @thorofficial
2.5M Followers 54 Following Thor will return in #AvengersDoomsday, in theaters December 18.
Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump
1.6M Followers 1K Following Mom. Wife. Writer. Defender of democracy. https://t.co/8exl2wxVXu
Jeremy Renner @JeremyRenner
5.7M Followers 489 Following MY NEXT BREATH “Mayor of Kingstown” RennerVation Foundation “Love and Titanium” EP
Captain America @CaptainAmerica
2.9M Followers 33 Following Captain America will return in #AvengersDoomsday, in theaters December 18.
Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr
423K Followers 2K Following 🎶 An Offering: Live at Speakeasy Studios — OUT NOW!
gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3
263K Followers 1K Following Retired fisherman and Gardener heavy into growing big veg . buy my book Big Veg from Amazon, Waterstones, Blackwells, Hive, Foyles.
Sarah Chalke @sarahchalke
185K Followers 218 Following I can write with my feet. insta: @sarahchalke
Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton
2.5M Followers 914 Following Mom of Charlotte, Aidan & Jasper, Married to Marc, Advocate, Author, Teacher, @ClintonFdn & @CHAI_health & @HealthierGen, New Yorker
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
12.3M Followers 39 Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder of @ClintonFdn, Author of CITIZEN 🇺🇸
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
20.7M Followers 17 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLook
Jared Freid @jtrain56
49K Followers 986 Following My NETFLIX SPECIAL, “The Family Plan,” premiers on September 1st. Link below to set a reminder!!
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.8M Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
4.9M Followers 142 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
Monica Lewinsky (she/... @MonicaLewinsky
1.0M Followers 1K Following podcaster Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky • INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver •@vanityfair contributor•rap song muse
Rob the Geek (gay pri... @rob_thegeek
5K Followers 489 Following Eater of untoasted (sometimes frozen) poptarts; Gay, geek, gamer. (He/Him). Cross stitch enthusiast. https://t.co/C59IeWh99Y
Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa
557K Followers 19 Following Proudly censored on X. Executive director. Diplomat rel. @PVAenglish Main Representative at UN ECOSOC and accredited at UN Office at Geneva. Views are my own.
Mercii😈 @J95Mercedes
13 Followers 37 Following
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99K Followers 6K Following Standup / Late Night Writer / Book “Dead People Suck” / Hulu special “Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" (Hulu, Amazon, Apple TV) - On Tour
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