Caleb Laird @CalebLaird
Washington, DC Joined August 2012-
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
what are we even doing
Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe
i hate when i’m vaping and a little juice gets sucked up into my mouth like excuse me sir i did not give you permission to cum
horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Dems will now control 90% of districts in a state they only won by 5% For the sake of "fairness"
This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years
GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
🚨🚨🚨UPDATE🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨🚨 ICE HAD FULLY SIEZED THE VICTIMS GUN BEFORE EXECUTING HIM🚨🚨🚨 You can see the agent in the light jacket pull the gun from the victim and walk away, and then ICE proceeded to offload multiple rounds into him.
They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society. They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment. They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say. They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars. They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring. And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.
@mattvanswol Man, Ashli Babbitt could have used your advice.
But remember guys, its really really bad to make jokes at Charlie Kirks expense
Dems will now control 90% of districts in a state they only won by 5% For the sake of "fairness"
She ate yall right on up!
The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.
BREAKING: Chairman of Bed Bath & Beyond announces they will not open any retail stores in California because of “high taxes, high fees, and forced, unsustainable wages.”
Watching Anna Faris do the Weapons run into a pole will fix me
Regina Hall and Anna Faris are officially set to return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’
The official position of the White House is that God killed a volunteer firefighter to help Epstein's best friend live to cover up the largest pedophile ring in American history
One year ago today — July 13, 2024. Butler, Pennsylvania. “I WAS SAVED BY GOD TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. I BELIEVE THAT.” –President Donald J. Trump
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