Muhammed O Khalil @Calilru
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Night shift workers seeing the clock go from 01:59 to 01:00.
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The gym is where you discover your left and right sides aren't equally strong.
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The gym isn’t hard. The eating is. The fucking eating.
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Jobless people are the happiest human🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We’re fucking broke, overworked, and tired
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I liked ONE tweet and now my whole TL is just French nigga frying Japan 😭😭
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I need to know what the Japanese did to make the French THIS mad
Le premier mec a ouvrir un business de cordes au japon
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Morgan Freeman was not wrong when he said, "Become a man who can face a breakup. lose a job. deal with debt and still say, ‘God is with me. I’ll figure it out."
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passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Accept. Adapt. Move.
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The final boss of a toxic working environment is female managers 😭😭
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coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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You get rich through landlordism, inheritance, or wage theft. There is no ethical wealth hoarding. Nobody gets rich from their own labor.
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Start working on a financial model
How do you stop thinking about someone? 😭
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Mxtewwww
Hugged my babe and noticed our heart beats were in sync 🥹
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J'ai besoin d'une série tellement addictive que le monde extérieur devient secondaire. C'est quoi vos pépites ?
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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