Patrick Neve @catholicpat
Comedian + systematic theologian | Co-Host of Bropostles Podcast | #1 Bestselling Author of "Save Your Parish" | Columnist @catholicherald saveyourparish.com Save Your Parish ➵ Joined December 2012-
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"Now, I believe that God can become a baby and die and rise from the dead and ascend into heaven but turning bread into God?? THATS where I draw the line"
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My pastor offers confession from 3:15 until everyone is done Pray for more priests like him
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Mary was clearly kung-fu fighting as the text clearly states EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting
The Bible unanimously teaches that every human is a condemned sinner. Even Mary.
Dads: your kids will forget most of what you say They won't forget you praying with them
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"I'm spiritual but not religious" "I'm athletic but not into exercise"
being anti-Halloween is a psyop to get you to stop remembering your death
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Only two more weeks until you can reply “Let’s circle back in the New Year”
@danlava @noelkelly If you go on any parish website you’ll see a pastor listed The term is even used in canon law
@rosemunster I mean pastor, the priest in charge of my parish
@ChristandGuitar “Anathema to those who do not salute/kiss the holy and venerable images.” — Nicaea II (787)
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@noelkelly In America the head priest at a parish is called its pastor
@noelkelly In America the head priest at a parish is called its pastor
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"Just meet a man at church" The men at church:
@SMB_path Confession keeps going during the Mass with one priest instead of two
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When asked why he didn't appear to pray while visiting a mosque, the Pope replied that he preferred to pray in a Catholic Church in front of the altar.
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