Colin @ColinJSherlock
Joined December 2011-
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My Tesla Robot when I ask it to make me a seafood boil at 3am:
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I love that Coors Light decided a long time ago that the only selling point of their beer would be “it’s cold.” No overpromising on taste, nothing about being healthier, just “if you wait for it to get cold, it’s gon be cold.”
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Evening viewing recommendation? Before it leaves @criterionchannl in June, watch Michael Mann's 1995 crime epic HEAT! 🖤 With his stylish eye for action & dazzling LA locations, this rivetingly plotted thriller becomes an existential opera of macho angst. bit.ly/4aoH6uM
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THEY DIDN’T SERVE PINTS… ONLY BUCKETS
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In 2000 South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker attended the Oscars under the influence
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Bringing this back to the top of the timeline for no given reason
Bringing this back to the top of the timeline for no given reason
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That brother needs a wellness check.
That brother needs a wellness check.
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No one can escape
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Wow, I didn’t know Elizabeth Warren was at Davos
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99% of Americans live near a Mexican restaurant, per Axios.
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when the waiter repeats my order back to me and it sounds fire
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James Gandolfini had a problem with the way Tony spoke to his mother. Gandolfini idolized and adored Nancy Marchand, and had nothing but the utmost respect for the veteran actress. He would film his scenes with her, then apologize for the way his character spoke to her.
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San Francisco has the absolute WORST drivers in the world. And if it’s raining? Would rather take #Muni
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Boys, If she: - is hot. - always smells good. - makes your mouth water. - makes you happy. She is not your woman. She is your black coffee.
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PUT ME BACK I WAS THE GUY AT TWITTER RESPONSIBLE FOR COMING IN GETTING A COFFEE DOING SOME ZOOM MEETINGS GOING OUT FOR DRINKS WITH FRIENDS AT LUNCH COMING BACK DOING HOT YOGA THEN FINISHING THE DAY RESPONDING TO SOME EMAILS FROM THE ROOF
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Netflix gave this unproven director $55 million and “near-total budgetary and creative latitude” They never received a single episode because he blew it all trading options and buying crypto
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