Danny⚡️ @DannyDC_93

Forever an Arsenal legend. Happy birthday, Arsene Wenger ❤️

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games

Date went so good she changed her pfp

Talarico never begged to party with Epstein on his island. Elon did.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 days ago

There is something deeply wrong with Talarico

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Ten Hag asked Ronaldo to train with the academy players and locked him out of the dressing room. Ronaldo tried to enter the dressing room for his kits to train and the staff said he has been banned, Ronaldo had to send an academy player to go get his boots. United fans didn’t see anything wrong with it. They haven’t seen anything yet

bitches will fuck 100 broke niggas meet me and want a vacation

minha ex provavelmente acha q as minhas postagens são sobre ela mas eu conheci outra garota q tbm me trata como um merda

Genuinely can someone tell me how these two are doing now

Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit

2 days ago

thought about this again and burst out laughing

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91 goals in a calendar year and he won only the Copa Del Rey.

4 years later and nothing has changed

Managing Barça @ManagingBarca

4 years ago

We can't compete with big teams. It's over.

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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.

the right to refuse service issue is really where conservatives reveal their whole ethos is more about making sure they're never personally inconvenienced than anything.

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

3 days ago

American is at Planet Fitness in Wisconsin wearing a jacket in support of ICE 🚨 The Planet Fitness makes him REMOVE the jacket because they say defending your country is “sensitive” (They actually say this on camera) “Supporting ICE — protecting your country is sensitive?”

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You're not paying less in taxes, but the services available to you are decreasing. Now ask yourself where all your money is going!

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

3 days ago

BREAKING: Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal

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My HOA fined me $75 because my mailbox is "the wrong shade of black." They're right, technically. So I read the entire 80 page rulebook. Highlighter and everything. By Sunday I had found out the board treasurer's fence is two feet too tall, the vice president's RV has been parked in his driveway for three years, and the same fine they just charged me has never once been billed to the board president, who repaints his front door a new color every spring. I didn't argue. I paid the $75, thanked them for the "helpful reminder," and mailed each board member a polite letter with the exact page and rule number for their own violation. I also attached a blank copy of the neighborhood complaint form for each of them. Then I put my mailbox back to its original color and waited. Last night a flyer showed up on every porch on the street: "Emergency Community Meeting, Thursday, 7 PM. Attendance Strongly Encouraged." I've already printed 40 copies of the rulebook. This is about to become everyone's problem. What would you do?

When they told you the only team that can stop this PSG side is Arsenal, you thought it was a joke. Put some respect on Mikel Arteta’s name.

“Barça would have beaten PSG in that final.”

Yamal can play shit for 90 minutes and produce 1 moment from an error and get ballon d’or shouts. When it’s Mbappé or Haaland they’re "masking a shit performance"

No one is touching Ronaldo's 2008 and 2016. And I mean NO ONE. 2008 - We saw the most COMPLETE player ever created. He wasn't just a footballer, he was a storm. He was 23 years old with the anger of a god in his body. He headed like a striker, tackled like a defender, sprinted like an Olympic runner, shot from 40 yards like it was a penalty. Knuckleball free kicks that defied physics. Backheels, stepovers, headers that touched the sky. 42 goals as a winger in England, when England still broke your legs for fun. Champions League winner, Premier League winner, with tears in his eyes at the end. That year he didn't play football, he POSSESSED it. He could do everything. Literally everything. There will never be a more complete footballer than CR7 2008. And then... 2016 - We saw the SCARIEST and most INEVITABLE man to ever touch a pitch. He wasn't complete anymore. He was worse. He was something more terrifying. He didn't need to dribble. He didn't need to dance. He just needed to exist. Because you KNEW he would score. The defenders knew. The goalkeeper knew. The fans in the 90th minute knew. It was written. Quarter-final vs Wolfsburg - down 2-0, dead and buried, he scores a hat-trick and walks off like the undertaker. Semi vs Atletico, Final vs Atletico. Portugal with one leg, dragging a whole country to a trophy with tears and a scream from the touchline. 2016 wasn't football, it was destiny wearing number 7. You couldn't stop him, you could only watch him happen to you. 2008 he showed you how football SHOULD be played. 2016 he showed you that football doesn't matter, only WILL matters. Two different monsters. Same name. No one else comes close.

Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball

2 days ago

Who is the most impressive Ballon D'or winner of all time?

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The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose

11 games, 11 years without UCL ✅

FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona

a week ago

10 games, 10 wins.

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