eden @ECFallbrook

Joined October 2013

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LAT Entertainment @latimesent

3 years ago

Kim Petras hung out with Madonna in January after performing on “Saturday Night Live” with Sam Smith and "basically talked her ear off" about her favorite album. Here's how the pop icon reacted. latimes.com/entertainment-…

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Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans

5 years ago

people often ask us what working in a bookstore is like and lately words fail me so I made you a fun dice game to show you exactly how it feels - I present Bookstore, a one page micro rpg for lonely people

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Monkeypaw Productions @Monkeypaw

5 years ago

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Myke Cole @MykeCole

6 years ago

Imagine being so dead inside that a father loving his son looks inappropriate to you.

John Cardillo @johncardillo

6 years ago

Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?

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Daniel Howell @danielhowell

6 years ago

can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom

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Myke Cole @MykeCole

6 years ago

Honestly, Nurgle’s Rot is no worse than the flu.

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Daily Trump Scrambles @the_drumpfcard

7 years ago

Phony China will not leak money - very sad!

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Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears

7 years ago

Being envious of your peers' success: -Emotionally unhealthy -Unfair to them -Unpleasant Having your eyes go wide and trembling and gasping out "s-such power" like in anime: -Respectful -Recognizes accomplishments -Sets aspirations for yourself

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Parks and Recreation @parksandrec

7 years ago

Petition for Vampire Weekend to headline the next Pawnee Harvest Festival.

shan @heeleeys

7 years ago

goodnight here’s @vampireweekend playing the parks and rec theme in the middle of M79

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مِشعل. @mediocremesh

8 years ago

@Girl13Sassy Had to do it

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Jemima 🎃 @Skelpyy

8 years ago

Telling people “I don’t want kids”: -“You’ll change your mind one day” -“When you meet the right person...” -“You don’t understand, you’re not a parent” Telling people “My bloodline ends with me” -Dramatic -Your bloodline feels sacred and mystical -Vaguely threatening

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Hozier @Hozier

8 years ago

"Alas, when mine eyes bear witness to that... hot-line bling"

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chandler riggs @chandlerriggs

8 years ago

the pilot said we were number 17 for departure so i’ll just be here for a while

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Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears

8 years ago

Finally, some good news. x.com/mysteriousuniv…

Mysterious Universe @mysteriousuniv

8 years ago

Egypt Will Open Giant Black Mystery Sarcophagus Despite Warnings - bit.ly/2zOEsl8

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common sad girl @sadgirlkms

8 years ago

the only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself

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Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears

8 years ago

show where a chef is cooking and gordon ramsay bursts in and tells him to get out and so he flees out the door but on the other side of the door is another kitchen with another gordon ramsay who screams at him to get out and the chef screams and weeps