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I kinda wanna get an online writers room going for a show. But I have nothing right now. I might think about this after I'm done with my current script if anyone's interested in kicking ideas around.
This makes me wanna die.
Shiiiit Rainey's goin viral
I ate so much cheese I thought one of my shits today was going to actually kill me. Then I prayed to God and my constipation was destroyed by his hand. This is the power of prayer.
Futurama in the 1950s
It took losing a lot of weight to find out I don’t have a tiny penis. That’s what I’m gonna tell my clients as a personal trainer.
But it is what happens when you get molested by your uncle
But it is what happens when you get molested by your uncle
"What if we had a chocolate pop tart called beeep tarts."
"What if we had a chocolate pop tart called beeep tarts."
Tom Myers is a fuckin' sniper
Tom Myers is a fuckin' sniper
IT’S A BLOODBATH!
IT’S A BLOODBATH!
Everyone should start saying TBPF for to be perfectly frank
When Biden typed "funniest" he put his hands out in front of his chest indicating he means she has nice tits
A reviewer once said "I felt like I was sitting in on a very important Mensa meeting."
A reviewer once said "I felt like I was sitting in on a very important Mensa meeting."
Lili Burkle @BurkleLili44073
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RaeNorris @9Z864t02rTJb9G
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pyt_Ciara @misswopwop
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VHS Massacre @VHSMassacre
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OlgaSander @2zK5J2CYuogjD
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Monica Anderson @Monicaanders120
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Tough @Tough333847
1 Followers 157 Following
thuglas: the americav.. @douglasisadope
641 Followers 1K Following shiftless loafer/lover of pop culture. a true nobody. saturday nights, 7 pm cst, i co-host a late night stream w/ my brother @Sib_Rev. link below.
Dave (wigger) @fartingassess
349 Followers 708 Following
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Comedy Douche @Comedy_Douche
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Catherin Orton @CatherOrt
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Hanna Tail @hanna97306
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Serita Fernandes @FernandesS39134
88 Followers 5K Following
Presidential Candidat.. @Grab_me_one
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another stupid blue c.. @chosenofKek
228 Followers 245 Following I identify as an Apache helicopter, my pronouns are pewpew and kaboom. Here to laugh and make fun of both sides of the coin, because the fight is stupid.
Lisa @Was17520352457
981 Followers 2K Following It's not always easy, but I believe that challenges and growth opportunities are what make life fulfilling. 🚫No Porn🚫🇮🇹 🇺🇸
Badinya Sarr @tumblesarr
520 Followers 2K Following 14 For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. ✝️❤️🙏
Alexandra Throneberry @AlexandraT14035
47 Followers 5K Following
Believe in Christ @InBelieve45860
292 Followers 3K Following The Bible said we should help each other in terms of difficulty 🙏🙏
Sophia @mystgrace4394
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Jorgie Teddick @jor_tedd
75 Followers 5K Following
NataIie Winters @natailegwinters
144 Followers 739 Following Co-Host of Steve Bannon's War Room & Founder Of @ShopShesSoRight
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Elon Musk chat @ElonMuskchat221
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Alex Becker 🍊🏆�.. @zssbecker0001
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TL @TL2pointOh
56 Followers 107 Following #timetohunt #gocats. Albert steak, bacon and potato fed. casual #flames follower just so I know what mistakes people are making.
Estefana Erspamer @EErspamer47449
26 Followers 5K Following
ShahKingUK @ShahKingUK
819 Followers 6K Following “The heart that beats for Allah is always a stranger among the hearts that beat for the Dunya (world).”
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71 Followers 5K Following
Molested Ass Nigga @SuperbNegro
479 Followers 814 Following
Gabriella Ewin @ewin_ewi
73 Followers 5K Following
Tally Berry @tally31204
34 Followers 216 Following
Ailey Toyama @AileyToyam9295
42 Followers 5K Following
Merbert_Moover🏆�.. @mike_the_dick
257 Followers 1K Following
Soseaut @soseaut65908
110 Followers 4K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Crack Amico 🤍🗑 @CrackAmicoRAP
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Kingsley Wilson @KingsleyCortes
58K Followers 2K Following America First 🇺🇸 | Digital Media & Strategic Comms: @AmRenewCtr | National Committeewoman: @WashingtonDCYRs | Trump Campaign Alum | UCLA Grad 🐻
Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove
10K Followers 2K Following Author of GIRL LIKE A BOMB and THE CROOKED GOD MACHINE. / Writes the TEACH ROBOTS LOVE newsletter. / Some call me Mommy / Repped by Inkwell Management
John Brennan aka John.. @badtechno
11K Followers 4K Following Music: #TheLastDriveIn w/ Joe Bob Briggs || Chanter: #Hogzilla || Yuki & John’s @patreonbuffet
thuglas: the americav.. @douglasisadope
641 Followers 1K Following shiftless loafer/lover of pop culture. a true nobody. saturday nights, 7 pm cst, i co-host a late night stream w/ my brother @Sib_Rev. link below.
John F Kensil @johnkensil
2K Followers 2K Following Check out “Kensil Culture” Podcast on all formats Wow subscribe to our YouTube Channel https://t.co/g71v4yGor5
ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ @DrewFromTV
556K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)
Dave (wigger) @fartingassess
349 Followers 708 Following
em 🐻🖤 @_abcdemilee
8K Followers 880 Following • Brad Marchand fangirl • lifting, video games, sports • #NHLBruins • #birdland • $abcdemilee
Comedy Douche @Comedy_Douche
141 Followers 264 Following Douchebag comedy nerd. Perpetual grump. Retweets. Fandom. General tomfoolery.
Jesse Lee Peterson @JLPtalk
130K Followers 3K Following Pastor, counselor https://t.co/7PQXCqmqaD BOND founder, https://t.co/NyRoHciy61 & @FallenStateTV, author, not "African-American," 100% AMERICAN! 🇺🇸 🙏 AMAZIN'
The Crowder Boys @TheCrowderBoys
143 Followers 4 Following Weekly livestream show w/ @crackamicorap @daltonleepruitt & @robbiegoodwin Every Wednesday at 7pm EST on YouTube
Jay Dyer @Jay_D007
68K Followers 2K Following Author • Comedian • Host of The Alex Jones Show • Tucker Special • E Diva • TV show Hollywood Decoded • MA Phil. & Lit. (ABT) • 132k YT
skankskin jacket @skankskin_j
332 Followers 591 Following 36-24-36 -- I want lots of pretty chicks 36-24-36 -- I want lots of pretty chicks 36-24-36 -- I want lots of pretty chicks
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Ian Crossland @IanCrossland
115K Followers 569 Following I play the gritar. Iron fertilization rocks: https://t.co/YNCUNAXzOG Graphene revolution, incoming. Profile pic by @MStockDesign Header by @davevsgoliath1
LowRes Wünderbred @LowresWB
2K Followers 698 Following American Director. Mass State Lottery (2024), OFC (2024)— MOVIES (podcast) w/ @HwordName. Captain - Forgotten Genres
Lily@PodcastPodcast @PodcastThePod
97 Followers 123 Following Official X (formerly Twitter) of the Podcast Podcast podcast. A podcast about Podcasting, Podcasters, and Podcastees.
Maria Farmer @1AutisticArtist
3K Followers 2K Following Maria Farmer is a whistleblower forced into silence by a bunch of losers who never met Epstein. She is currently suing FBI on behalf of hundreds.
Stephen C. Meyer @StephenCMeyer
19K Followers 120 Following Official Twitter of Stephen Meyer, managed by his staff. Posts direct from Stephen will be signed with ~S.
Tom Vaughan @storyandplot
9K Followers 604 Following Daily Tweets on screenwriting. Writer of 8 films, including WINCHESTER + others. I share what I've learned as a pro at https://t.co/TECqRNjU1B and @UHouston 🐾
Amelia @mericafirst23
18K Followers 7K Following
stacy @stacycay
205K Followers 1K Following Hi I’m Stacy Cay I’m a comedian and model from the south and I don’t like republicans.
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Jack Sara @jacksara2
991 Followers 378 Following Pastor, Senior Leader. bethlehem Bible college. Serve the church of Christ in the Holy Land in Israel and Palestine.
Rev. Don Jeffrey @RevDonJeffrey1
45 Followers 24 Following Seminary Graduate/Ordaned Minister. Exorcist/Demonologist
Pastor Miguel Bustill.. @RevBustillos
138 Followers 100 Following I am an expert in Inner Healing and Exorcism. I have performed hundreds of successful exorcisms through Christ Jesus. I am also a Christian Counselor
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3K Followers 20 Following Bob Larson’s dynamic deliverance/exorcism ministry has helped millions of individuals get free, stay free and live free for over 50 years!!
Dr. Dwight R McDowell.. @DrDwightRMcDow1
3 Followers 1 Following Exorcist Priest. Healing the sick. Encourage mankind to embrace God, with Devotional Faith, and obey His Divine Commandments. Love God, love Jesus Christ.
Mooniter @Mooniter
20K Followers 2K Following The struggle continues... #WomanLifeFreedom Jina🧬 #MahsaAmini #LetUsTalk #WeTheNorth 🐧 System taught antisemitism; upbringing led to rejection.
Khalissee @Kahlissee
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Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
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Molested Ass Nigga @SuperbNegro
479 Followers 814 Following
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Msgr. Stephen J. Ross.. @MsgrRossetti
2K Followers 10 Following Exorcist, Catholic priest, psychologist, author and lecturer
An0maly @LegendaryEnergy
284K Followers 955 Following News analyst, Hip-hop artist, American. Billions of views, millions of followers. God is great. https://t.co/b9JFHM4eDq
Natthew @nogoodnat
540 Followers 264 Following
Merbert_Moover🏆�.. @mike_the_dick
257 Followers 1K Following
The blood pressure monitor is going to get blown away by Dasha’s beauty!!! Hopefully it stays accurate!!
hey what's up guys i got a new haircut?
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You look Jewish to me, you have to use the other door.
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My wife said we can use this month's video game allowance on Stellar Blade on the condition that I use one of those penis sensors that they velcro around your meat to detect changes in erectile blood flow at all times while playing it.
Kids are gonna be leaving their parents in hot cars to go gamble.
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
@TroyPSPodcast @penatropolis you are less than that
@penatropolis @TroyPSPodcast just look at him
I’m not one of these guys who laments DEI or anything but we had a DEI meeting at work and there were 5 guest speakers who each looked like a different ethnicity Megan Rapinoe and the way they spoke was the same as the folks who do Scientology audits.
What horror franchise do you feel gets too much praise?
stains are such white dog problems 😭 my dogs are constantly dealing with lipstick stains 😂
I spilt iced coffee on my dog and the stain won’t come out
If you drop the anger, you don't have to hit your wife — no matter what hell she has in her!
I’ve heard some people say it’s good but this sounds like a script one of my friends who does improv would write and I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s one of the worst things I’ve ever read.
It is INSANE to take on so much debt to make a fan film about the Joker. Did she think Warner Brothers was just going to let her do it cuz she’s trans?
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You ever do a fart by yourself that’s so foul you’re sad no one else is around to experience it?
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