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An open mouth oft-times accompanies a closed mind.
I Woke up this mownin, and I got myself a beew"-The Fudds
Kinda figures, doesn't it.
I think, therefore I am, I think
stupidity of what you're doing.
"Tuwn, Tuwn, Tuwn"...Bachman-Fudd Overdrive
I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Not all the kookies are in the jar.
that the enterprise of thought begins.
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot
until it begins to pay off.
The deepest and most important virtues are often the dullest ones.
50 states, and I had to pick one of confusion...
GAY ABANDON - Homosexual repellent perfume.
probably ain't worth anything.
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.