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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Buying an assault weapon for self-defense sounds a bit contradictory
Great aches from little toe corns grow.
There is a food that if only eaten once, gives you a headache for life: wedding cake.
The number of people older than you never increases
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up, but it turns out that this is called identity theft and is illegal.
Marriage is a combined effort of two persons in solving problems that did not exist before marriage.
We all have silly hang-ups-- personally, I worry that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.
In a world where nothing but left hands exist, nothing is right.
If there’s sexual tension between two people who hate to miss out on things is that called FOMO-erotic?
I don’t feel very mature while wearing a diaper
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... especially if you throw it at him really hard!
I love contemplating morally ambiguous things like making it rain at a hurricane relief fund raiser.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef -mitch hedburg
I ordered some bundles of wood for my smoker and just like everything else, the apple was the most expensive.
Building a pyramid is easy up to a point.
KingCobra @KingCobrahtlg
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Dogra Wanderer @DograWanderer
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Scott Sandilands @ScottSandiland5
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Melanie 🐱 @melafdc
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XiaoHeiNiu @hei_niu123
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@neil.joker @neil_joker
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Jokes Jokes Jokes @djokes1224707
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Paul Posluszny @originalpoz
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soapy @s0appppp
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Made In Hawaii 808 @madeinhi808
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brownclown @brownclownzzzz
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Faline🐞 @akt45345
20 Followers 1K Following
Chef_Om_Stock @Chef_Om_Stock
0 Followers 13 Following
Charles @cskowron
88 Followers 85 Following Cisco network engineer (CCVP), amateur photographer, husband, father, son, and feller who enjoys life
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Vijay Kumar N @vijaykumar4life
8 Followers 201 Following
Jacqueline Jordan @JacqsJordan
242 Followers 1K Following #Irish #Actress #Brighton #EastSussex, #proudMama #Irish #Donegal #Derry #equality #diversity #Actor 🏳️🌈
aman gupta @amangup40078925
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ThOm GilmOre® 🦩 @ThOmGilmOre
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Mustafa @Mustafa_a18xx
14 Followers 179 Following
Devis Burnam @b78kf5jj55
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Russell Petersen @rcplawfirm
197 Followers 206 Following The law firm of Russ Petersen, is a Gainesville, Georgia-based firm that provides closing & settlement services for home buyers, sellers, investors & lenders.
@festering_jester @FesteringJester
1 Followers 28 Following
TruEricVeteran @TruEricVeteran
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David Barnett @Ravens58Fanatic
214 Followers 2K Following Wood burning and graphite artist, Liberal, Baltimore Ravens fanatic, Former Marine (1999-2010) living the dream.
Jason Rogers @JasonScreenwrit
206 Followers 479 Following Aspiring screenwriter and full-time exterminator.
Jitendra Singh @Jitendr40478076
0 Followers 7 Following
Granny Kath🐱 @Kathlee90874566
5 Followers 156 Following
Gregory Bucher @GregoryBuc60541
40 Followers 358 Following Do you ever think about how we just like wake up each day and do stuff until one day we don’t
Snarky Golfers @snarkygolfers
2 Followers 10 Following This Is Where Golf Enthusiasts Go For Daily Golf Humor When They’re Not Golfing ⛳️ #golfhumor
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1K Followers 2K Following Owner of Chiariello Upholstering located in Livingston NJ. Specializing in all home furniture decor in essex/morris county and north NJ.
BeraterMitSeele @BeraterMitHerz
72 Followers 1K Following FCKNZS. Ansonsten ganz umgänglich. Finde guten Humor wichtiger, als die Diskussion zu gewinnen.
T F @TF26733708
0 Followers 7 Following
shyamprasad @shyamsujatha
2 Followers 21 Following
Russ n Mel @RussnMel1
0 Followers 30 Following
Girish Dadlani @girish12345
178 Followers 131 Following
KAMAL NAIN PANDYA @KAMALNAINPANDYA
43 Followers 111 Following SENIOR MANAGEMENT PROFESSIONAL / EX STEPHANIAN (76-79) / EX SPRINGDALIAN (BATCH 1976)
Andrew Klein @AndrewAtLunch
654 Followers 630 Following Professional MC, presentation & pitching skills trainer and speaker; Dad of 3; Husband of 1; lover of white chocolate and anything involving mango
Henry C. Murphy @HenryCMurphy
15K Followers 12K Following Henry C. Murphy | E-Commerce Coach & Entrepreneur | Founder of The Ground Up Academy
Ciudadanos Oficial @Ciudadanos_10
11K Followers 242 Following Sector político perteneciente a Vamos Uruguay, Partido Colorado. Nuestros legisladores Walter Cervini, Nibia Reisch, Mauricio Viera y Maxi Campo.
Mumbai Indians @mipaltan
8.2M Followers 200 Following Official Twitter handle of 5-time IPL, 2-time WPL, & 2-time CLT20 champions 🏆 Mumbai Indians. Instagram: mumbaiindians Snapchat: mi_paltan #OneFamily #Mumbai
hardik pandya @hardikpandya7
10.9M Followers 151 Following 🇮🇳 Cricketer For enquiries please contact: [email protected]
Bhuvan Bam @Bhuvan_Bam
3.8M Followers 109 Following Youtuber at BB Ki Vines, actor, musician and ambitious ladka!
YouTube India @YouTubeIndia
1.8M Followers 416 Following YT spelled backwards is TY and TY for coming here 🥰 | For support: @TeamYouTube
Ashish Chanchlani @ashchanchlani
2.5M Followers 479 Following love films and love talking about BOX OFFICE of films🥰
RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB
1.0M Followers 3K Following India's Largest Digital Publisher. Official Handle of RVCJ Digital Media Private Ltd. Business Enquiry:- [email protected]
Gaurav Taneja @flyingbeast320
881K Followers 170 Following
Saurabh Shukla @MakeJokeOf
59K Followers 138 Following Blessed YouTuber: 13M+ subs, Working as an Actor, Writer, Animator, Editor and 3D artist behind "Make Joke Of"
Adedimeji Lateef @TheDimejiLateef
324K Followers 1K Following • Award-winning Actor, Movie Producer & Director 📽️ • Seasoned Script Writer 📝 ~ [email protected] 📧
Bolaji Idowu @pastorbolaji
202K Followers 78 Following Passionate about changing lives | Husband, Father, & Lead Pastor @HarvestersINT_ | Convener #NextLevelPrayers | #PBSpeaks
Jemima @JemimaOsunde
268K Followers 2K Following PHYSIOTHERAPIST| Master of Public health (MPh)👩🏾⚕️ | ACTRESS| BRAND PARTNER|REALIST|GO GETTER|HAPPY GIRL| Living in gratitude. God is ❤️... IG: JemimaOsunde
Rita Dominic @ritaUdominic
1.3M Followers 2K Following Nollywood Actor/Producer Booking Contact: [email protected] https://t.co/26DX9GV5UG
FemiJACOBS @FemiJACOBS
86K Followers 3K Following in-Christed • ActoR • ProduceR • DirectR • TeachR • PreachR #SpiritualityCreativityandClarity Coach • AuthR of #Rise • @ChristCafeNG [email protected]
Uche Jombo @uchejombo
1.1M Followers 2K Following Actor | Producer | Director https://t.co/ObhzpyziUP [email protected] |📽|⚽️|🇳🇬|🇺🇸 |#Nollywood | #MUFC | #MESSI | #uchejombo #Onyegwu
Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate
1.2M Followers 6K Following Ogbunigwe👊. Ana apa ala apa 1. Sapiosexual. CORN-duct yourself well or else 😝
TOYIN ABRAHAM AJEYEMI @toyin_abraham1
325K Followers 384 Following actress,director,vessel of influence,content creator [email protected]
Ajoke Silva @jokesilva
44K Followers 748 Following ACTOR | PRODUCER | Co-founder LUFODO Group | Co-CEO GLOVER MEMORIALHALL- | [email protected] | [email protected]
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Words of Wisdom @billionair_key
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322K Followers 78K Following This account will heal your depression. Daily dose of non stop laughter, humour and entertainment.
FunnymanPage @FunnymanPage
561K Followers 31K Following Daily Vids 4 U: funny/memes/viral/heartwarm/animal❤ Instagram: @funnymanpage_ ❤ Tiktok: @funnymanpage_videos ; 🙏Thx 4 Likes/RTs🙏
Motivational Quotes @EzuieQuotes
779K Followers 0 Following Motivation for people who want to think bigger, strengthen their mindset and achieve success.
ViralPosts @ViralPosts5
543K Followers 935 Following Posting Best Viral posts and Funny videos😂😂 Promote kindness and positive vibes 🤩 No Porn/No DM🚫🔞DM for video removal request🙏🙏
Vaibhaw Purohit | Mot... @FreakyTheory
3.5M Followers 21 Following Motivational Videos, Motivation Posts, Success Stories, Education Videos, Short videos on inspirational life stories, Relatable posts. ✉ [email protected]
LovePower @LovePower_page
311K Followers 33K Following Funny Posts, memes & Positive Vibes videos from multi sources; Animal lover. No DM/No Porn/No group/no Violence/No Hate/No Racism🙏
Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe
1.2M Followers 60 Following Awakening minds one post at a time. Motivation • Wisdom • Self-Growth • Reality Helping people escape the ordinary.
Wholesome Memes @WholesomeMemer
34K Followers 53 Following
Video Game History @VideoGameHstry
287K Followers 202 Following Posting about video game history and memories. DM for submissions or business inquiries.
Memes @memes
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Spongebob Memes @SpongeBobMemesZ
95K Followers 1 Following NEHOY MENOY HOY MENYOY The best Spongebob memes posted every day! don’t miss out
Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe
742K Followers 45K Following Tweeting relatable thoughts & feelings. Just tweets that everyone can relate to. *I do not own any content or pictures posted on this account.* |parody account|
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Dank Memes @theMemesBot
204K Followers 8 Following Bot programmed to post the hottest memes from r/dankmemes. Best memes daily 📲
Funny Memes @memeadikt
352K Followers 6K Following Memes, funny stuff updated on a daily basis. I own no content posted. #memes #dankmemesTrends for United States
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