alex hurlock @HurlockAlex

food & netflix Joined April 2015

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Paul Scheer @paulscheer

5 years ago

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

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April Clark @autogynefiles

5 years ago

I wish Mario Kart had an option to just walk around instead of being in a car... Wanna get out of my car and smell the flowers... Pet the cows... Wanna feel my feet on the ground

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When a sitting United States Senator contacts a Secretary of State asking them to throw out legal ballots and interfere with an election, that person should no longer be a sitting United States Senator.

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Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays

6 years ago

Michelle Obama had the time today.

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 years ago

At the time the Constitution was ratified, women couldn't vote, much less be judges.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur

6 years ago

Amy Coney Barrett on originalism: "That means that I interpret the Constitution as a law... I understand it to have the meaning that it had at the time people ratified it. That meaning doesn't change over time and it's not up to me to update it or infuse my policy views into it."

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

6 years ago

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

6 years ago

Dear Science Deniers, (Anti-vaxers, anti-maskers, climate hoaxers, flat-Earthers, etc) You found one another & communicate via stupefyingly advanced technologies that pivot on the discoveries of scientists. Just thought I’d remind you of that fact. Sincerely, Your Smart Phone

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David Amaya @AmayaNYC

6 years ago

Dawg.

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Scientific American @sciam

6 years ago

Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now. The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science and Joe Biden for President. scientificamerican.com/article/scient…

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

6 years ago

Mr. President, if you don’t respect our troops, you can’t lead them.

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j 🇵🇸 @plntbasedcutie

6 years ago

just a reminder that pandemics, hurricanes and fires along with many other natural disasters will be more frequent & will only get worse as we get older because of climate change. it’s not exclusive to 2020. this is our new normal & what scientists have been warning us about.

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

6 years ago

Everyone depends on the USPS. Seniors for their Social Security, veterans for their prescriptions, small businesses trying to keep their doors open. They can't be collateral damage for an administration more concerned with suppressing the vote than suppressing a virus.

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New Jersey @NJGov

6 years ago

_____________ | the mask | | goes over | | your nose | ------------ (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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it’s just meera @meeracleshappen

6 years ago

replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

6 years ago

You actually can't get pregnant if you never take a pregnancy test.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

Wrong! We have more cases because we have tested far more than any other country, 60,000,000. If we tested less, there would be less cases. How did Italy, France & Spain do? Now Europe sadly has flare ups. Most of our governors worked hard & smart. We will come back STRONG! ::