incorrect calem quotes @IncorrectCalem
stuff that Emily and cal didn’t say (but they really should’ve) quotes taken from twitter & tumblr:) Joined July 2020-
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Cal: we all have our demons Cal, grabbing emily: this one’s mine Cal: [smiles widely]
Emily: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Cal: Okay. Emily: And make out during the scary parts. Cal: Th- Cal: The scary parts. Cal: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Emily: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Emily: i became more evil if you’re curious Cal: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Emily: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Emily: I actually have a black belt. Cal: In what, karate? Emily: No, from Gucci.
Cal: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Emily: Killed without hesitation. Cal: No.
Emily: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Cal: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Emily: No! Four to five seconds! Cal: Too late!!!
Cal: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Emily: Only if you also don't ask why Emily: [Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls] Take your pick. Cal: Emily: Cal: This one is fine
Emily: Cal... Cal: Oh no, 'Cal' in b-flat. Cal: You're disappointed.
Emily: So what’s for dinner? Cal, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret
Nick: do you guys ever… wonder about things? Emily and Cal, in unison: no.
Emily: psst, cal Cal: Emily: you may be wondering why i'm taped to the celling
Emily: I'm gonna insult as many people as I can during the quarantine. what are they gonna do, come see me? Lmao
Cal: "I have a problem." Emily: "kill it." Cal: "can you chill for like, two seconds?"
[On a plane] Emily: are you nervous? Cal: yes Emily: is this your first time? Cal: no I've been nervous many times before
Its been a year since i made this account!!🥺 I can't believe its been this long! (I'll be more active in celebration! I promise😂💕) #MyTwitterAnniversary
Emily: Cal, for the last time it's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. Cal, staring blankly: I know what i saw.
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Cal: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Emily: Only if you also don't ask why Emily: [Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls] Take your pick. Cal: Emily: Cal: This one is fine
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Emily: psst, cal Cal: Emily: you may be wondering why i'm taped to the celling
@IncorrectCalem Happy Anniversary and welcome back! 💖
What the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emily: let’s have phone sex over Wilkie talkies. [later] Cal: bend over. Emily: bend what? Over
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emily: Change is inedible. cal: Don't you mean inevitable? emily, spitting out coins: No, I do not.
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[at an art museum] Emily: can we take a picture? Cal, taking out his phone: yeah sure! Emily: [grabs a painting hanging on the wall] RUN Cal: WHAT--
@IncorrectCalem Oh, yes 👍 it will work! You’ll see 💕
I can actually see this😭😭😂
Cal: Whenever Em gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so she has to come get help from me. [sound of glass shattering in the background] Cal: It hasn't worked yet but it will.