Jonathan Long @long

Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp Miami, FL Joined May 2009

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Jonathan Long @long

11 hours ago

@MarcLobliner My Grok Bot acts like it eats lead paint chips 24/7. Also, check out - slowbookspro.com - considering using this starting in '27. Open source. No cloud. Stays on your device. With AI just breaching everything, self-storage is key.

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Jonathan Long @long

a day ago

@emmaleevance Such a waste. If we were in the Midwest it would be 100,000 at each game lol

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Jonathan Long @long

2 days ago

Happy Word Series Game 1 Day to those who celebrate. Let's go Brewers! Milwaukee in 6. #WorldSeries #WinOurWay #ThisIsMyCrew

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Jonathan Long @long

2 days ago

AI is an accelerator. ⛽️🔥 You still have to be intelligent and have a full understanding of what you are doing. It can help intelligent people do things faster and at insane scale. It can also speed run something into the ground if that idea is led by a fucking idiot.

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Jonathan Long @long

2 days ago

For comparison sake, Kyle Tucker hit 17 bombs and stole 12 bags this season. And he is getting $240 million over 4 years from the Dodgers.

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Jonathan Long @long

2 days ago

Jarren Duran at $11.1 Million is a steal. And if you disagree you probably have blue hair and drive a Subaru. 20 Bombs. 20 Bags. Willing to go to battle at any time. #DirtyWater

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Jonathan Long @long

3 days ago

Your mobile numbers are next. Just wait for the AI agent sim swap shit storm. Get on @efani - use code “long” and get your 2nd month free or $99 off the annual plan. 👉 efani.com/long Secure and lock down everything.

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Jonathan Long @long

3 days ago

Buckle up. See last post. 💀

Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_

3 days ago

Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.

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Jonathan Long @long

3 days ago

@MrNiceTry @Denche2005 Honestly, the best analogy I’ve heard that the average person should (hopefully lol) understand.

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Jonathan Long @long

3 days ago

99.99% of people don’t understand how insane the last 48 hours have been. Rotate your API keys. Change your passwords. Enable 2FA with a yubiKey on everything. Move off Google Auth etc. Or get absolutely wrecked.

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Jonathan Long @long

4 days ago

Social experiment to identify the lazy & dumb. I'm here for it. If you give an AI agent access to your stuff you have it coming. Can't wait for all these small brains celebrating on social media that their AI agent booked them a dinner reservation or an Uber to disappear. RIP.

Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru

4 days ago

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, JPMorgan, and Wells Fargo detect unauthorized AI agents accessing customer accounts and attempting to act without user instructions.

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Jonathan Long @long

6 days ago

Fable 5.5 today? Everyone rides on the newest model being able to clean up the slop and clusterfuck another model created. It’s still an elephant riding a bike. Might eventually figure it out. Might eventually get to the destination. But it’s going to be ugly.