ArmenianAbs/Mark/Personal Jesus @MarkEllison06
Just some dude, whose taxes pay your salary. *Warning....Falling Sarcasm, Satire & Attempted Humor Ahead* Michigan, USA Joined October 2013-
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I just strutted through my kitchen like I was George Jefferson.
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I demand an autopsy
One of my gay clients just asked me when I’ll start working shirtless. He’s just excited for summer...😉
On the subject of Carrie Fisher…My grandfather only took me to 2 movies, both with Carrie Fisher. The 1st was Under The Rainbow. As soon as Fisher was seen in her underwear, we had to leave. The 2nd was ROTJ. Thankfully, he was asleep by the time Fisher was in her slave outfit.
“The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.” Steven Wright
Instead of killing the pup, the “princess”makes the dog get Botox, lip filler and a shitload of makeup.
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It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood A beautiful day for a neighbor
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my point exactly 💀💀💀
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What’s the first word that comes to mind when you look at this photo? I’ll start…Cocaine.
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[putting on a hospital gown] I'm going to dress my age
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” Steven Wright
“All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.” Steven Wright
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@MarkEllison06 I think I went with Billy because Carrie Fisher made me go to Star Wars lol. And the mustache. The hair, though, I could NOT reconcile that hair with him lol. Rick James makes the hair make sense, thank you.
@MarkEllison06 How about "The Last Judgement"? Equally marvelous 🥰
@MarkEllison06 😳😳😎😎… groovy man. This Hallucinogenic Fungus Might Be Behind the Salem Witch Trials The trials have confounded historians for centuries. Some scientists think a toxic fungus from rotten grain might be responsible. discovermagazine.com/mind/this-hall…
@MarkEllison06 Cardi B can take a hike. De Morgan's theorem is where it's at. 👌
@MarkEllison06 Mmm no. I already have such weird dreams a Dr accused me of using drugs. Like dude, it's been decades, how long do they stay in our system?
@MarkEllison06 I relate to your client surely but Mark, honestly, you just exist and world is already a better place and it’s always summer🙏🏻
@MarkEllison06 Come to think of it, is pooping birds allegory for tweeting? 🤔
@MarkEllison06 I found a quarter in the lint trap.
@MarkEllison06 is that a very young Billy Dee Williams with Carrie Fisher and... I don't know who the white guy is. Looks like Jack Nicholson or Bruce Willis or something lol...
@MarkEllison06 Why'd Dom Lucre cut his hair?
we could be on my deck looking at all this yard work needs to get done smoking a hash-laced cone but you playin’
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