internalized mess @MessReserved
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"2026 VAI SER MEU ANO" eu em outubro
cosas buenas de laburar en corpo: - cobro bien por primera vez en mi vida - es un laburo tranquilo - me dan café y cositas de desayunar a la mañana cosa mala de laburar en corpo: - la luz de mis ojos se ha ido
Linux keeps getting better. Windows keeps getting worse. Easier and easier to justify switching away.
Anthony Kiedis is tone-deaf, according to former Red Hot Chili Peppers producer Michael Beinhorn: “He can’t hear pitch.” consequence.net/2026/01/red-ho…
Debe anularse URGENTEMENTE las siguientes leyes: • Ley del odio contra los medios de comunicación. • Ley de Fiscalización, Regularización, Actuación y Financiamiento de ONG (Ley Anti-ONG) • Ley de Responsabilidad Social en Radio y Televisión (Ley RESORTE)
I setup a new Windows machine recently, and I couldn't believe what an obstacle course its become. macOS has been going downhill too, but Windows 11 is still the king of awful. Even if Linux hadn't improved by leaps and bounds lately, it would look amazing standing still.
>boot my old windows laptop >its been force-upgraded to windows11 >sign in with microslop account >immediately get blindingly bright pop up: “finish setting up your machine with Copilot” >no ty, click “setup later” >turn down Xbox gamepass offer >turn down Copilot 365 offer
Marco Rubio mi gallo pinto.
Delcy cambió de cubano. Antes trabajaba para Raúl Castro. Ahora trabaja para Marco Rubio. En realidad su vida no cambió tanto.
Got to work and saw my manager left me a sticky note: "Please prioritize VIP tickets today." We don't actually have VIP tickets. We have regular tickets and tickets from people who think they're VIPs. But I've created my own system. Actual priority: - Tickets that affect multiple people (network issues, shared drive problems) - Tickets from people who are nice to me - Tickets that are easy and make me look productive - Everything else The CEO's assistant submitted a ticket this morning asking for help with Excel formulas. Marked it "HIGH PRIORITY." I'll get to that one around 3 PM. Meanwhile, the guy from Facilities who always brings me cookies when he's on my floor? His ticket about the conference room TV went straight to the top. Fixed it in 10 minutes. He'll probably bring cookies tomorrow. The CEO's assistant will get her Excel help eventually, but she's never once said thank you, so she can wait. My manager thinks I'm prioritizing based on business impact. I'm actually prioritizing based on who treats me like a human.
Cayó la dictadura de Venezuela antes que GTA 6.
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There’s literally nothing “wrong” with my family like we normal but I absolutely hate anything family oriented like id rather be alone or with one other person.
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