Michael Hopper @MichaelHopper13

Joined September 2012

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🐌 @Wheeema

3 years ago

There's nothing more I wanted to do in life than try this

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Jay @idek_tb

4 years ago

Me in bed every night overthinking all of my problems

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hector @sheluvhec

5 years ago

just to feel something

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introvert @introvertsmemes

5 years ago

100%

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gabe bergado @gabebergado

6 years ago

when more vaccination appointments are added

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Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater

6 years ago

CPR Trainer: Are they breathing? Michael: No. And they have no arms or legs.

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Drebae @Drebae_

6 years ago

The girl in the back not caring is sending me💀 She ready to get off work & wanted NO PARTS

malik @malikthgeek

6 years ago

not a mcmarriage x.com/douchewaterr/s…

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Brother Stone @yertayo

6 years ago

me when the janitor just mopped and i’m not tryna ruin their work

malik @malikthgeek

6 years ago

not a mcmarriage x.com/douchewaterr/s…

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Vincent Martella @vince_martella

6 years ago

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

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Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater

6 years ago

Kinda a good news/bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly, because I was in the car that hit her.

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ill will @WillFromAmerica

6 years ago

My girlfriend had maybe the hottest take in the world after watching Big Brother for the first time tonight

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Malcolm Freberg @MalcolmWHW

6 years ago

been wearing a mask for months, but still forget strangers can’t see my go-to derpy half smile greeting so im really just holding eye contact for slightly too long without saying hi

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Bird @BirdExecutive

6 years ago

When the turn is just a lil too hard

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Cheetah Girl 🐆 @stannilicious

6 years ago

You had to be a night owl to watch Brandi and mr whiskers

𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖 𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑚𝑖 🌸🤎 @_etherealsouls

6 years ago

Do y’all remeber !? 👀🥺🤍

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Woez @Woezzz_

6 years ago

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

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💯 @1998hondacoupe

6 years ago

I might black out tonight

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ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. @Gecorious_

6 years ago

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

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today I realized I’m like music vegemite. when people love me they realllllly love me. but when they hate me, it’s deeply ingrained in their soul. and nobody can decide which majority is bigger but somehow it keeps selling so nobody knows what to do.