Nearly Cooked @NearlyCooked
Pointing out near-misses, heart-wrenching almosts, and satirical spins on we almost had it moments—from sports slips to political what-ifs. Joined August 2015-
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🚨 THEY JUST ADMITTED IT: "NO AUTOPSY" 🚨 LISTEN CLOSELY to the dispatch audio: “He did not go in for an autopsy. The death certificate was signed by the doctor at the hospital.” No autopsy. Signed off inside the hospital. A political assassination. A homicide. An active…
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WOW: Congressional source now confirming nearly 300 FBI operatives embedded in the crowd on J6 Here’s one of them, breaking into the Capitol and blaming it on an innocent bystander J6 was a Fedsurrection setup—just like I’ve said for FOUR YEARS They ruined our lives for a scam!
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🚨 BREAKING NOW: FBI discloses to U.S. Congress it embedded 275 "plainclothes agents" in Jan. 6 crowds, more than four and a half years ago FEDSURRECTION CONFIRMED ✅ - JUST REPORTED BY BLAZE NEWS!!😲
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JOE ROGAN: INTERVIEWED THE VAX INVENTOR - IT WAS LABELED ‘MISINFORMATION’? “Misinformation about vaccines? I was talking to the guy who invented MRNA technology - that’s where the vaccine ‘misinformation’ came from. Dr. Robert Malone. He owns nine patents on the creation of the… https://t.co/X8CMg6yIPg
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Please get your facts straight. This woman explains the link between Tylenol and autism. Multiple vaccines cause inflammation and the depletion of glutathione from the body...The addition of Tylenol exacerbates the problem by also depleting glutathione, which acts as an…
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