JP 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 @Oracle_JPL
Just here for laughs. Follow me at your own risk. Former Republican, now Independent. #MAGAcultMorons beware. Until we meet again ☠️ United States Joined January 2024-
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I’m gonna be honest, I love my animals more than I love the vast majority of humans. I grew up on a ranch & still wasn’t a psychopath. No one in my family EVER shot one of our dogs. We’ve also never shot a horse or steer or cow or chicken or pig. If they needed to be put down,…
Attention MAGA Peeps… The Biden Government is using fake hornets nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a hornets nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.
The Russians are not happy with me
@GuntherEagleman It is illegal to address an open letter to a professed communist, and you did.
@GuntherEagleman You can love America or you can love Vladimir “Das Kapital” Putin, but you cannot love both
@GuntherEagleman I hate communists and I hate Putin, because he is a communist. And Russia is the land of communism So you are supporting communism
@Democracy1stE TreasonWeasel Trump is bigly mad🤣😭🤣
Today’s three biggest losers -Vladimir Putin -Xi Jinping -Donald Trump Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Women hate Donald Trump.
It’s not slowing down. Almost 25% down the tubes so far today.
It’s not slowing down. Almost 25% down the tubes so far today. https://t.co/dPHpeTB6Ok
Trump Media has lost more than 14% in the first 2 hours of trading today. A total crash is inevitable. Everything Trump touches dies. #ETTD
DEI Jesus: Biblical Jesus:
Motherfuckers ...
@Timcast You know what I think is funny?
Trump’s begging for money again.
@DNCWarRoom @BidenHQ Sounds good to me! 😉
Fmr. GOP Speaker Ryan: I think we're going to lose more seats than we otherwise would have with Trump because there are just too many swing voters that don't like him, that therefore vote against Republicans
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PrettyGrafikDesign �.. @TheHausWorking
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Reese🇺🇸🐊 @reeseonable
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Margaret Wisell @WiseMargar
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Monica James @sukejackson
21 Followers 822 Following My name is Monica and am from Hong kong but currently in Ohio. I own a Online business and it's good to have pertness.
Fritzi @Fritzi3434
2K Followers 4K Following Retired woman, living in Florida, land of the free, ardent supporter of Israel, admirer of Thomas Sowell and Governor DeSantis. SMOD24
AZ_Conservative @AZ_Conserv_1912
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🌊💚Duck🦆Fu�.. @SenseiDuckOR
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Damon @TompkinsNomad
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(MA)🇨🇦 @mandelorean
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Ben Lars @BenTjed77
426 Followers 1K Following Never forget & forgive Russia for their crimes Remember the MH-17 incident!
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
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Jes @galexy70
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Reese🇺🇸🐊 @reeseonable
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Trolling Cultists @TrollingBaggies
963 Followers 988 Following Extreme centrist. The cult hates me. Blocked by Kari Lake, Catturd, Dan Bongino, ZeroHedge, and other cultists. https://t.co/89I0bqQTbJ
Eugene @Democracy1stE
16K Followers 9K Following Energy Industry - TMBChippewa🪶- Veteran - #SpacesHost #Democracy1st
Anonymous Operation N.. @AnonNewsOPS
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Barbara Ann @BanjoBarb
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🗳💙🇺🇸🇺�.. @CameronSpivey
509 Followers 991 Following It was morning, and the new sun sparkled gold across the ripples of a gentle sea. Richard Bach
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Bulldog 6 @Bulldog_06_2003
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CoffeyTimeNews @CoffeyTimeNews
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Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamags
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Fritzi @Fritzi3434
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AZ_Conservative @AZ_Conserv_1912
1K Followers 1K Following Stood in line 2 hrs to vote for Ron Reagan in 1980 #NeverTrump #NoUnity #EndMAGA
🌊💚Duck🦆Fu�.. @SenseiDuckOR
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Trying2LiveLife🟧 @trying2_live
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Ben Lars @BenTjed77
426 Followers 1K Following Never forget & forgive Russia for their crimes Remember the MH-17 incident!
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@MysterySolvent2.0 @DarkMSolvent
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🦋Misty Griffin🦋 @Misty_E_Griffin
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Ben Meiselas @meiselasb
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10K Followers 6K Following They did it. You know who. THEM. Vote blue. Democracy vs. dictatorship should not be a difficult choice.
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975 Followers 2K Following #UU LHP/Eclectic Witch All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit, Get Over It!
Tarquin 🇺🇦 @Tarquin_Helmet
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Jennifer Peña @Pena_Law
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Jacqueline @jacquelinechols
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Jen🟦🟧 @JenTusch
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Fancy Pants @superdumblady
219 Followers 552 Following People call me a winner because I am a winner.
Trump L’s @Trump_Losses
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Jimmy🐠Swimmy🌊 @ArtsyFish007
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Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney
678K Followers 968 Following Proud rodeo mom, soccer mom, baseball mom, hockey mom, constitutional conservative.
UNINOIZE @UNINOIZ3
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✙ Albina Fella ✙ .. @albafella1
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God @TheTweetOfGod
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@Anthonyisback33 damn i've triggered the gooner rights activists
@DC_Draino Election fraud??? The only election fraud was a few GOP voters that cast multiple ballots!! The rest is THE BIG LIE!!!
@KristiNoem One cool thing about not killing a pet, is that you don’t have to explain that time when you killed a pet.
@KristiNoem Senator Euthanasia, it is illegal to run for office and sell a book, so you just forfeited your right to ever run for anything again
@KristiNoem Never thought of giving the dog to a no kill shelter or putting it up for adoption - but rather decided to shoot the poor puppy in the head? And you're in charge of a state?? PLEASE get this asshole out of office immediately!
@tassagency_en Our war is going so well we’ve gone from threatening nuclear annihilation to the pain caused by an insect bite.
@DefiyantlyFree Sure! Let's go with that! ---
@joncoopertweets Some pple should never be allowed to own animals or have children.
I’m gonna be honest, I love my animals more than I love the vast majority of humans. I grew up on a ranch & still wasn’t a psychopath. No one in my family EVER shot one of our dogs. We’ve also never shot a horse or steer or cow or chicken or pig. If they needed to be put down,…
@jakeshieldsajj For starters, the original comment you made was false. Owens never met Hitler, so you're starting off on the wrong foot. You're trying to paint Hitler as a universally stand up guy, because he may, or may not, have saluted Owens when he won? Ummm, ok. Germany was hosting the…
@jakeshieldsajj Black people were treated horribly by the Nazis. Jake, you need to chill with all the Nazi propaganda stuff. Good grief..
Attention MAGA Peeps… The Biden Government is using fake hornets nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a hornets nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.
The Russians are not happy with me
@GuntherEagleman Dear Putin, Please ignore the last message by Twitter sophist Gunther Eagleman.He is just annoyed your last check bounced. He seems to forget the days of Ronald Reagan when “America First” meant “America will be the first to bomb you if you mess with us.” See you soon. Ryan
@GuntherEagleman Dear Putin, Sorry to trouble you in public (looking forward to my daily commands via Telegram again tomorrow as usual). I know that 77% majority of Americans support the funding of Ukraine. I keep trying to convince my weak, closeted homosexual, #Incel male “sheep" followers…
MAGA apologizing to Putin is the biggest beta move I’ve ever seen. @GuntherEagleman is @catturd2 level of stupid.
@DunePopcornBkt1 1. Russia 2. Soccer 3. Veganism
@GuntherEagleman It is illegal to address an open letter to a professed communist, and you did.
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