keyboard silence from podbois when a boomer LO PM asks CFO “what keeps you up at night?” is pure heaven. look of disgust from BAM guy ramping who just wants to know QTD trends, the newborn citadel associate who asks for 2q tax rate guidance. These are a few of my favorite things
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580 Followers 579 FollowingHF Analyst: Special Sits & Opportunistic Credit. Cross-capital structure, public and private dislocations. Contrary to my name, I rarely employ leverage…
5K Followers 433 FollowingFundamental LT secular investor.CRWD/MELI/SNOW/ZS/DDOG/NU/NET/RBRK/DLO/GLBE. I invest in 20%+ growers, #1 Co in sector, pick&shovel.. 8 yr in market. 30YO
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14K Followers 4K FollowingHedge Fund Founder. Dad. HBS .🐊⚾️. Kings 18:27. No One is Coming. Die Empty. Viking. War Horse. Whatever it Takes. Everything is a Test.*NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE*
1K Followers 405 FollowingThe behavior of the individual matters more than the behavior of stocks. The meta‑game: the decisions behind the decisions. How do you evaluate the evaluator?
4K Followers 110 FollowingLong-time buy-side pro musing about small-cap stocks, markets, and Wall St experience from the inside. Tweets are NOT financial advice. Do your own work.
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