proton @ProtonInspector
like a modern day Isaac Neutron Joined June 2019-
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What are we even doing here?
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if my partner was active on twitter i would block them
Quote tweeting random posts with “what are we even doing here?”
It’s the tweets I don’t post where the magic really happens
Photo really does make it look like they went “yeah and one big Evil tower, just for fun”
Photo really does make it look like they went “yeah and one big Evil tower, just for fun”
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42 grams
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Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.
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About to see Citizen Kane for the first time I can’t wait to be like “wow that’s what they meant by that in The Simpsons!!!!”
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Sometimes your tweets flop. And that’s ok. It happens. It just means no one likes you
The HBO summary for the 2014 adaptation of The Double describes it as “kafkaesque” lol
Hideous, I love it
Crying as I throw my collection of highlighter yellow and lime green shirts in the trash
Crying as I throw my collection of highlighter yellow and lime green shirts in the trash
Nothing against Weaver I thought she did a great job with the part but it really feels like they make up some of these awards each year to pad things out
Nothing against Weaver I thought she did a great job with the part but it really feels like they make up some of these awards each year to pad things out
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