Jared Alexander @RealShitty
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This may be worse than Jeb's "please clap" moment. Absolutely brutal stuff.
ROGERS: I can tell you.. we would call that a clue. *pause for applause* Crowd: ROGERS: *continues to pause*
I love how certain people assume once you hit a certain age your only options for hobbies are either alcoholism or existential dread and anything else is childish.
Fox News anchors slam Grand Theft Auto 6 for its violence, saying when you're 40 you shouldn't play violent video games, and even claiming you can play them on refrigerators and calculators. "It's just crime, anarchy, debauchery on the streets of Miami. And hookers."
Shut it all down. Forever. And throw this idiot in jail while you're at it, he's actively trying to set the world on fire so he can turn around and sell us a solution.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes the world is entering a cybersecurity crisis and doesn't think he'll be able to prevent ChatGPT from helping cause it. "I no longer think we’re going to be able to just patch all the bugs."
we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
“Just pretend it’s Super Bowl Sunday”
Stop promising me a good time Rick…
Rick Scott says if Republicans lose the Senate then Dr Oz and RFK Jr will lose their jobs 🤔
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
In Cyberpunk, they had to shut down the internet because of evil rouge AIs. Everything ended up being run on local networks instead of a World Wide Web That just seems to be the way we are going honestly
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes the world is entering a cybersecurity crisis and doesn't think he'll be able to prevent ChatGPT from helping cause it. "I no longer think we’re going to be able to just patch all the bugs."
10/10 midterm message. No notes!
🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
JD Vance YESTERDAY: "We have underestimated Iran and we spent $30 billion on war." Obama TODAY: "All this to stop a nuke that didn’t exist and to open a Strait that wasn’t closed."
Trump is unable to name one issue voters care about in this clip. Not one.
Q: What are you hearing is the top issue for voters? Trump: I’m hearing we turned the whole thing around.
Always telling when Trump just learns what something means
needed video to believe he actually said this 9 days before an election.
This is painted on the wall at the US Air Force Academy. No joke, I've seen it.
No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
He now can’t go more than a few hours without drooling over men. Its truly bizarre.
Lock them up. Google didn’t just do this. There are Google employees who made the call and carried this out. PUT THEM IN PRISON.
the designer should feel more guilt than Oppenheimer
150,000 Signatures! #SaveMassEffect
thank you backrooms for paying for this
The budget for the ‘ELDEN RING’ movie is nearly $200M. A24's most expensive movie ever. (Source: wsj.com/arts-culture/f…)
Put a fork in it.
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