relwots @relwots
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The new #nufc manager has ran a Saudi football team is like saying I can run a restaurant coz I can nuke some baked beans.
Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings " Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? " #lbc #farage #clacton @CountBinface
#toystory5 Ignoring the walking, talking toys thing, but if the villain isn't bumped off by a software update I'm gonna call the whole thing ridiculous.
Note to America: The World is a necessary component of a World Cup
Some World Cup players and team staff are being questioned or barred from entering the U.S., angering fans and heightening concerns about how immigration enforcement will be carried out during one of the world’s most international sporting events. wapo.st/4oiZiOc
I don't think I've ever cared less about a #Worldcup. It's being ran by people in suites that only care about the money they make.
Water break?! WTF. Jack Charlton standing on the pitch with a water bottle is good enough. #bolsco
Dunno why people are getting their knickers in a twist over Southampton spying on Boro. Teams have spied on opposition training sessions for decades. It's nowt new.
Are people useless these days, or are things so fucked up nobody gives a shit?
"Energy bill are expected to rise for the next 5 years, then start dropping after that" Does #Ofgem genuinely believe the people of this country are so biblically thick we'll actually believe that shit? Dropping. As in bird's droppings.
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