A "Jealous of What" zip-up hoodie (Size L) is still on my Christmas list for anyone reading this: thesuttonconcept.com/product/jealou…

Miss Sutton seriously needs to start her own line of sweaters: My mama and me watched the last two episodes of RHOBH together over Thanksgiving and all she could fixate on was her tufted FARM Rio sweater. I redirected her to your website anyway, @SuttonBStracke. 😘

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@EmmaMur69013165 I appreciate it. It’s definitely taking its toll on me.

10 years ago, nene leakes visited kenya moore's apartment in 'real housewives of atlanta'

My grandmother is a caregiver for my great-grandmother. According to Mawmaw, she insistently called her over to the television this morning because the woman on The Today Show “looked just like Kassidy.” You guys ready for the clincher? It was Paris Hilton.

While exploring Jane Fonda's filmography in high school, Cat Ballou was one to stand out, inadvertently captivating me in regard to musicals on account of Nat King Cole and Stubby Kaye — a genre I never thought I would have a fondness for. Thank you, Mr. Silverstein. RIP. twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…

@otachis Thank you. I’m hoping my vaccinations will ward off any long haul symptoms. That’s what I’m most afraid of.

@i_lovejentilly Thank you! I’m trying. 🤧

Breaking the news like it’s a VD or something.

On the road again. 🦃

Children of divorce are God’s bravest soldiers: Our Thanksgiving functions span the entire weekend.

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Today, I am thankful for my viral tweet. twitter.com/sassfactorykas…

Me the second it turns midnight after Thanksgiving:

A very Prada Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Yt people taking a bite out of their pumpkin pie today

@JenniferTilly @TiffnyMovieStar @ChuckyIsReal @RealDonMancini Happy Thanksgiving to you and Phil! Sad that y'all couldn't make it to Florida this year, but I know you're booked and busy. Love you two with my whole heart! 😊❤️🦃

Nelson is glad he’s not a turkey today. Happy Thanksgiving!

Apparently, we’re now *fully* decorating the tree past midnight on Thanksgiving. Mind your business.

THE AUDIO CUTTING OFF RIGHT AS IT ZOOMS IN TO MOM, GIVING THE ILLUSION OF THE PERFECT SITCOM INTRO—

Me sucking the marrow out of the bone tomorrow:

@cluuvie “That food good, ain’t it baby? You tearing it up.”

Filet mignon for dinner.

Jennifer Tilly spoke this line in one of the Family Guy Thanksgiving specials twelve years ago today and I’ve thought about it every Turkey Day since.

@TanyaBarton_ @SuttonBStracke Can you believe she’s dropping a “Name ‘Em” line? I think we kinda sorta manifested.

I forgot to share that I once again changed @SassFactoryKass’ contact info.

Name ‘em! Name ‘em! Name ‘em! #drunkdrawn #RHOBH