seanonymous @seanonymous

Doler of Constructive Snark Mill Valley, CA Joined December 2008

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Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom

5 years ago

Passed by Unanimous Consent, S.623: Sunshine Protection Act, as amended (to make Daylight Saving Time permanent) @SenRubioPress / @SenWhitehouse / others

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

Can I buy the NFT for this tweet?

Stablecoins pose risks to consumers & to our economy. They’re propping up one of the shadiest parts of the crypto world, DeFi, where consumers are least protected from getting scammed. Our regulators need to get serious about clamping down before it is too late.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@Postit Can you let @trent_reznor pick the colors next time? I'm getting burnt out on all these neon pastel Easter colors.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@maringov At what time do the sign-up links for the super sites become active?

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

Oh, hi, Twitter. Facebook is down so I was thinking maybe if you’re not busy …

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@DrWeber4CA I'm confused about the recall process. Can you please explain to me how 5% is greater than 49%?

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Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo

5 years ago

I’ll gladly offer a free autographed photo to any #unvaccinated @StarTrek fan who gets a vaccination in the next 7 days. Will require proof of vax, a SASE & an answer to the following question: Why’d you wait until you were offered a free signed @StarTrek photo to get vaccinated?

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@Bridgestone Your tire failed after 27.6k miles, then ripped open while 'running flat,' leaving me stranded. Your warranty is worse than your tires. At least the tires exist.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@wsvn It's ok—they won't be forced to pray. They can meditate, reload their guns, whatever.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@vaidehijoshi I never remember how to use it but I’m always so happy when I get the chance

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

@sfotony Nothing I can say

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seanonymous @seanonymous

5 years ago

It's like all those people who celebrate Pi Day, 4/20, May the Fourth, etc. haven't even looked at the calendar today.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@NewsfromScience This used to be a common way to resuscitate people. gizmodo.com/blowing-smoke-…

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump Why don't you crawl out of your bunker and say that in person, you cowardly piece of shit traitor?

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@DawnSinAK @CornerPubRon @realDonaldTrump Glad to see you disapprove of this

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@senatemajldr Hey Mitch, can you recommend a nice smooth Kentucky bourbon suitable for toasting a new senate majority leader? Thanks.

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@MicrosoftWomen my daughter can listen to repulsive slurs with an Xbox Live account but GitHub says she’s too young to contribute code. Can we at least fix the latter?

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

@Heifer when can we start gifting raccoons to villagers with goats?

Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren

5 years ago

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seanonymous @seanonymous

6 years ago

Great timing, @GovDSupport link.sos.ca.gov is down, your support page says everything is fine, and an email burst just went out to tell Californians how reliable our voting process will be. Well done.