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Pope Leo had surgery to remove part of his lung, which was found to be cancerous, and within 4 days was on the phone with Vladimir Putin to broker peace deals. We have an American hero on the world stage right now, and he is the Vicar of Christ.
Speaking by phone with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Pope Leo XIV expresses his "deep concern about the grave humanitarian situation in the city of Oleshky, in the Kherson region," and calls for a ceasefire to allow the delivery of humanitarian aid. vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2…
Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
🚨 POPE LATEST 'The night passed calmly for the Pope. Further information will be provided later today' - Holy See Press Office
@Pontifex I use AI to help illustrate my children’s books. Does that make the art bad? I set the style and scene, then make edits on the image as needed. I would not be able to publish them otherwise.
Miss her so much.
If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
I love that the pro-AI people legitimately think that we anti-AI people actually use the AI slop. They love to hit you with “Okay so go without for a week then and see how hard things are.” like friend... You'll never believe this but I actively avoid AI in all of its commercial uses. It’s literally brain rot.
Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance
JD squinting to read every word as Marco mutters it under his breath from memory:
Bessent, Vance, Burgum reading along: Let us proclaim our faith and say , I believe in God…
Don Lemon: Who else was also gay? Hunter Biden: I'm already in enough lawsuits Don. Are you asking me if Josh Hawley is gay? Are you asking me if Stephen Miller is gay? Are you asking me if Speaker Johnson is gay?
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet
on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days
Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth
Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right
Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan. Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.
Guys, I love this one too
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