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so good
When the weather outside is weather...
What truly plagues America: Taxation without representin'
boob-a-tron 4000, DUH!
That's like working at a cloud auction.
@lorentza 2 weeks!
China, get out of Tibet!
I'd rather have a toothache than a heartache any day
That day'll never come like mail on a Sunday
"You think that's hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak."
flat tire
Dropped a plate. It was loud sorry neighbors.
like a monkey in a zoo
like mail on a Sunday.
i spent many years tryna be the heartthrob i guess it's only right that i got my heart robbed
nooooooo-ch
behavioral science.....More Like Borophyll
My last tweet was over two years ago.
Working on a silly powerpoint