AssMaster5000 @_AssMaster5000_

No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡 Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested) Asstralia Joined February 2025

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vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

a day ago

This edit has no business being this high quality

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Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29

7 days ago

BREAKING: The State of Florida is launching a study on Ivermectin to see if it can potentially cure cancer. This is HUGE.

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Rock solid @ShitpostRock

a week ago

What is America even about

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cats with powerful aura @PowerfulAuraX

2 weeks ago

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SpaceWeatherNews @SunWeatherMan

2 weeks ago

Who’s gonna tell him?

DogeDesigner @cb_doge

2 weeks ago

Who’s gonna tell him?

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Is "The Lady" a test? and whether you pass or fail determines where you go after death. There are clear guidelines as to whether you passed or not: Many mystical, shamanic, and contactee traditions hint that the stage of transformation you reach with the Lady correlates with how…

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Shitpost 2049 @shitpost_2049

2 weeks ago

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Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd

3 weeks ago

THEO VON: “It feels like some dark and powerful people know what's going on and they're not telling the rest of us … like there's something bigger and evil in the distance hiding behind something that's kind of laughing a little.”