Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 @_Jizzabelle
The original Jizzabelle. She/her. DM only if you want to be my baby daddy. RT my pics. Raging liberal. Cheese hater. See my wiener at https://t.co/0nhVOjfXvg twitter.com/search?q=from:… Inside your mom Joined January 2020-
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Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
Autism mom question: How do I redirect my daughter when she’s talking about her special interests, without discouraging her from sharing or enjoying? My daughter is obsessed with My Little Pony and only ever wants: me to look them up on eBay, to ask me if I want them (her way
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Working out in your 40’s: Whoops you just injured yourself.
Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
Every time some homophobic evangelical ‘Christian’ is on here blabbering about “the gay agenda” 👇
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actually I have lots of rizz
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I've been rejected by women SEVERAL times and not once did I come close to wanting to get violent or anything towards them. I went home and listened to sad R&B songs like a real man
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I hope you’re happy.
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Alright, which one of ya’ll started naming items in the patient fridges?
Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
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She’s right. 🤷🏽♂️
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For me, nudes have never been about nudes. It's about the fact that you like me and trust me enough to send them.
I just saw a TikTok where a guy said his grandma always said (about parts of yourself you don’t like) if you can’t fix it, feature it, and gooorrrrlll I FUCKING LOVE THIS!! Wholeheartedly agree. Featuring it reframes it in your mind and in the minds of others. 🔥🔥
Me: Sorry it’s just been awhile since I’ve had to juggle so many balls My coworker: Yeah since last weekend
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Are we in the woods with the Cocaine Bear or is this the Coca Cola bear?
Me: I feel like I’m getting sick. Me, 24 hours later: Guess not.
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People with big vocabularies yet small minds generalizing again
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Just a tiny peak this Tuesday
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You expect us to be thankful and grateful to you for not hurting us? The fact that you think we should sing your praises for treating women like human beings is EXTREMELY telling. You are why we would rather risk the fucking bear.
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💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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93K Followers 5K Following can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL
geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
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BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤 @Sabrina420
12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom
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8K Followers 2K Following yeah...no.... 🚩Crazy🚩 🖤💚high💚🖤 Taken💙 Your politics are dumb and your religion 🔗 below for 🔥
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@_Jizzabelle @BigRedD2ddy He cracks me up. I could watch his "machine" story daily. The fact that he was the basis for "van wilder" is simply amazing to me.
@_Jizzabelle @BigRedD2ddy He does. He's also lost a bunch of weight and is now hosting 5ks and such.
@_Jizzabelle I think the people we collectively perceive as “unconventionally beautiful/handsome” do this very well. It’s usually something different about them, larger eyes nose, distinctly shaped features, that draws us to them.
@RenMan00 @_Jizzabelle 😂😂😂😂
@BigRedD2ddy @_Jizzabelle Agreed....but "bald fat guy" still stings.
@GodisntaHo @_Jizzabelle Oh well....I tried....LOL
@_Jizzabelle @DanimalSurly I have a really hard time turning down a hotdog.
@_Jizzabelle Really? There's nudity everywhere though 😂
@_Jizzabelle That’s my advice for nicknames you don’t like. Own it.
@treydayway @_Jizzabelle It was Blue October for me. Same vibes just different shades.
@_Jizzabelle, looks like we found your Twitter cohort
Filters set such unrealistic beauty standards smh
@_Jizzabelle @DanimalSurly Only because she’s stupid enough to try and bite it 🤣🤣
@_Jizzabelle @piccolobutt That's a problem for another time 😂
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