Sam @_SamAssmann_
she/her Wichita, KS Joined November 2013-
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Wife: Why does the coach have his shirt off? Me: That was a fan CFB fans are crazy Wife: Why does he have a headset Me: college football fans are crazy Wife: is that a Waffle House menu? Me: college football fans are crazy, that’s why I love college football .
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February: "I miss college football" March: "I miss college football" April: "I miss college football" May: "I miss college football" June: "I miss college football" July: "I miss college football" Late August: "How the F*ck do you leave him wide the f*ck open?! F*ck this sh*t."
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hey if you’re grabbing another beer could you give me a kiss on the forehead on the way haha
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New Zealand’s high jump turned out to be a low miss. Darn! So close.
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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming
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Alpaca without its wool
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me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game
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my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:
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Me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room:
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is this a safe space to say i have no idea how big an acre is
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Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
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people who have twitter but never tweet anything
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She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"
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Someone see if this man is okay… #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024
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An accusation I will deny every time. Even with evidence.
An accusation I will deny every time. Even with evidence.
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