KELVIN MURUNGA @_ShortArrow

When you have a nett worth of 500 million , there is no amount of money above that that will drastically improve your life . You will probably be living in your best house ,have gone to most vacation spots ,your kids probably in the best schools available, all women on social media yours . When you get to a billion ,life Starts to get a little boring, nothing excites you anymore.Nothing scares you , every situation can be solved with your money .your kids lack the zest for life others their age have .They start trying exciting things . One of them even becomes LGBT for the sake of it .your wife will probably seek solace in the arms of a gengetone artist somewhere. When you get to 5 billion paranoia sets in. This is the area you start trying to live forever,you can even start human sacrifices .

fuck a breakup u ever been in love with a whore

focus on one girl and you get heartbroken. focus on 7 girls an they all want a relationship.

if i’m being honest, i give a fvck, i give lots of fvcks.. actually, i’m a prostitute of feelings 🫠

design nimeshikilia mungu saa hii ajue akisonga hata kidogo shati yake inararuka wallahi

thug it out gangsta , it can't rain forever

Ukipendwa na that one Arab woman, even the parents can’t be able to separate you from that human being. Atakufa na wewe.

what doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 3am

no one actually cares if you're depressed btw. you could sleep in lessons, fail classes, skip days at a time and not talk to anyone and no one will bat an eye and you will be left to suffer on your own

the urge to go outside in the middle of the night while everybody is asleep, just to look at the stars and the moon, listen to the wind and walk though empty streets.

Rent too high for yall to be telling these tenant they can’t smoke in their unit

You smoke at parties I get high to fold my laundry we are not the same

connect with gangsters and nerds you never know when u need both

Having weed to smoke everyday truly is an underrated blessing

If you get your shit done, nobody should care if you smoke weed

Marriage is the only place you leave money for food,even if you are not speaking to each other.Your enemy must eat 😅😁

I love being in the house, man. The crime rate low in here & weed legal

Sorry for texting back instantly. my phone is in my hand, I’m mature and I like you.

3 things you all should obtain 1. a plot of land 2. a gun 3. seeds & a few chickens

Super strikas was such a good animation though