Jordan @____JO

Joined January 2012

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faith @faiththegemini

4 years ago

me coming to arrest you because you stole my heart

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Alastair McKenzie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mckenzieas93V2

5 years ago

Triple H saving Stone Cold Steve Austin from a attack from a fan is one of the reasons why he's so respected by his peers

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Quilliam @nyquills

5 years ago

"Her sister was a witch" My brother in Christ, she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble.

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Seth Rogen @Sethrogen

5 years ago

These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing.

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klit klittredge @klitklittredge

5 years ago

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WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

5 years ago

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alexa @vampirrria

5 years ago

texas chainsaw massacre was so influential than most ppl realize

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Laurazepam @andlikelaura

5 years ago

me: i’ve stopped taking my antidepressant and i think i’m doing ok my brain:

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Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_

5 years ago

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ i love halloween

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Jacked Phlebotomist 🩸 @EmilyAllenPoe

5 years ago

When I had an abortion, my male military supervisor at the time knew about it. He told the shop I’d be out for surgery and had them put together a get well soon basket with wine, bath bombs, icy hot, a card, candy, and other goodies. I will never, ever, forget that act of care.

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Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle

5 years ago

you deserve to be treated like the Morticia Addams you are

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oh he mean fight @whos_kenny

5 years ago

why is every lil nas x music video so hard. the choreography, the style, the theme, like omg

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Flash @Flashyasf

5 years ago

“we’ll figure it out together” is a love language

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Sonny Side Up @Sonny5ideUp

5 years ago

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Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide

5 years ago

“Vaccines are unnatural.” Yeah, so are eye glasses and air travel and surgical anesthesia and scuba diving and air conditioning and purified water and bullets and television and microwaves and shoes.