Coinfessions @_coinfessions

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

4 years ago

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I had 0 crypto in May 2021 when I won a zed run horse. I sold it for $1400. Thought about cashing out but decided to look at NFTs. Ended up cashing out over 40k, but could have made 150k at my peak. Think about the money left on the table, but 0 - 40k ain't bad.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

An admin from a project promised me they would announce uniswap listing before it got listed. Still have a picture of it.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

It’s not about the money. It’s about the pain it gave you.

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3 years ago

My parents still think I’m their successful little entrepreneur.

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3 years ago

I'm on vacation with my family, but have been spending over two hours a day in the toilet scrolling CT.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

A couple of months ago I lost 5 figures trading high leverage. It is a big amount in my country but I laughed it off because it is internet funny money. Today my dad's company is going through a financial crisis and that funny money could've helped.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I put 50k in crypto back in 2017, and now I'm at near zero. I could have bought a house for my mum and instead I bought coins like Jizz Inu. It's really the dumbest timeline.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

Fast forward to June, we needed money to pay for my Dad’s Leukemia treatment and I couldn’t find my ledger.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

Now I’m down another 50% just because I’m a dumbass who trusts others too much.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

They really pay me six figures to go 🙌🏻 on other people’s work. We aren’t anywhere near close to the bottom.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

4 months later I’m at $38k and I finally paid the loan off today.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I spent all of my savings on NFTs to keep up with the “community” on Twitter thinking it would one day pay off. I spent about 6 ETH total on NFTs over the last 4 months and the floor value of my wallet today is 1.3 ETH. I’m forced to sit and hold in hopes that they one-day moon.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I minted a bunch of my family and friends' firstname.eth. I was originally planning to give it to them but now I’m worried about my girlfriend wanting to name our kid one of those names. Going to have to keep them hidden for 5-6 years until the time comes to be safe.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I would churn these videos out and just delete them after a few days because the engagement was terrible.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I made a 20-part thread on why I'm long-term bullish on tubby cats at the absolute top and it wants to make me delete my account

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

I got insanely greedy and opened up a 50x levered shirt on Bitcoin at $17,800. Lost it all. Literally a clean slate.

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3 years ago

Two months later he sent me his trade history of him going all in on one trade and losing it all. Ghosted by him on every social platform now.

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

Didn’t sell anything again and now owe over $100k in credit card debt. 3rd time a charm?

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Coinfessions @coinfessions

3 years ago

My portfolio went down 95% in 2018. After taking a break, I invested 15k USD in crypto in 2019 and 2.5 years later it reached 350k USD. I managed to cash out most of it, secured a great chunk for my family and started reinvesting in the past months. Feels good man.