Caffeinated @_espressoplease

Old. Tired. Video game and caffeine enthusiast. Just trying to get through the day. Joined November 2018

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

7 days ago

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RIAMUS (for commissions check pinned post) @Riamus01

a week ago

This caricature actually understands what the meaning of the xenomorph as a metaphor actually is.

Eye Of The Idol @EyeOfTheIdol

2 weeks ago

This caricature actually understands what the meaning of the xenomorph as a metaphor actually is.

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summer 🖕 @salesforcechild

2 weeks ago

This image really encapsulates how i have been feeling

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I once left the man I loved because he couldn't drive to get me a packet of painkillers when I had a severe migraine. I had to drive myself. I saw a future of suffering ahead for me and any children. You are better off free to find someone who possesses empathy. And you will.

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🍄 @ordinary__u

4 weeks ago

Guy at the game store said this is the BEST game they have. So I asked if he thinks I can play it if I only played animal crossing before, and he goes “yes it has a cute horse”

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valentine @tinyritalingirl

a month ago

doing fathers estate documents and sis just found we're maybe 8th in line to inherit a tiny unusable area of a marsh back in the village that was just described to me by my aunt as "leech-infested" "more a family curse haha" and separately by someone else as "its full of leeches"

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Liberal Jane @liberaljanee

a month ago

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❁reilly❁ @reiIIyrae

a month ago

the way my mom & i would quote this all the time

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erika @yeeeerika

2 months ago

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

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no context memes @weirddalle

2 months ago

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=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu

2 months ago

okay they got me here

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jay @kendallhosseini

2 months ago

im just learning that elijah wood was not in the same room as dominic monahan during this interview, couldnt see him, and did not know it was dominic doing an accent asking the questions. i thought they were just doing a bit together 😭😭

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jay @kendallhosseini

2 months ago

@HerbyJo_ i can’t believe it was this tiktok that made me finally search up the entire clip last night

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Charles Austin @charlesraustin

3 months ago

The first Sabbath album is important as a reminder that in 1970 the heaviest music ever made still had harmonica on it

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ah @intellegint

3 months ago

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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💙🤎 Hourly Quag & Clod 🤎💙 @hourlyquagsire

3 months ago

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kathy @no1gladionfan

3 months ago

pokemon gets so much (fair) criticism but the weird npcs in every area amuse me so much. there’s just random houses where a guy says “i’m bucket hat benson. this is my baltoy. there’s nothing like a bucket hat” and he says nothing else and serves no other purpose

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero

3 months ago

My mom asked me what a friend does and now I’m explaining what a dominatrix is to my mom and she was like “you should do that, you loved kicking boys as a child”